Closet Comments

(last updated 13 september 2000)






you must have a black heart to broadcast such a black picture!


Truly a work of brilliance. I sat for hours watching. Actually, missed work one day cause I wanted to see what was going to happen next. I give it two big thumbs up, four stars :-)~


I don't know about your closet... but your mail and comments are great!


You need to open your closet, it gets boring just looking at black...bubye


always used my closet to take the jammed film from the camera, never did I really give it a good look see. Thanks


Your closet was pretty dark and not very interesting. Maybe it was a bad time ?? I'll look into it later and maybe will see a more "lit up" closet.


I have seen more with my eyes closed. :)


I'm having so much trouble with this closet cam thingy. Please tell me what I'm supposed to be seeing. Nothing? thanks


If the door opened when nobody was watching did it really open at all?


It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness..... and maybe a couple of shoe trees would help... Funniest sight I've seen in a long time!


No Carolanne I said the GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!! TOWARDS THE LIGHT... Thats it I'm sending the midget after you!


Leave the flipping door open! were you born in a house or something! This site is definitely not for anyone with nothing in their life - more nothing is too much. Yours .. sad bloke without a life


hi again just gave old brownies to the birds lots of snow here


just wanted to say that your concept of a closet cam..well it just sucks..


Howdy Naomi. I'm one of your "irregular regulars" that drops by from time to time like seasonal intestinal cramps. I prophesied some time ago that your counter would flip over to zeros by fall 1999. I obviously missed that one. Anyway, your counter looks like it died. That's half the fun, watching your counter go up sometimes by ones, sometimes by twos or more. Actually, that's all the fun since I've only seen black (except that one April Fool time you rotated about three pix in a loop). Please fix your counter, if you have time and are emotionally and intellectually disposed to so do. Thank you. (tagline: "Pain just means you're not dead yet. Ouch. Hooray.")

My counter is run by an ancient monk in the Himalayas who appears to be unable to cope with large numbers. I haven't liked to push it, for fear of permanent psychological damage, but hopefully we will sort things out together soon. -Naomi


As I saw the closet, I could not help but wonder at the veracity of its existence. How may one know he is not fooled by this dark abode? Doubt subsists.


love the picture of the black cat in the coal shed, have you got one of a polar bear in a snowstorm?


would love to view your closet thing but all I get is a black screen


alrighty...I sat here for 2 hours staring at this DAMN screen... and saw....NOTHING...then out of the darkness appeared a little blur...it seemed to be getting larger and larger ...maybe even moving a little....I stared at it intently hoping it would DO something....and lo and behold it did....I breathed and the speck of lint (probably from my bellybutton) fell of my monitor.....I AM UTTERLY DISENCHANTED>>>YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE THERE IS NOTHING.......NOTHING BUT BLACKNESS....EVERYWHERE...my demons and I will RULE THE WORLD.....(simulated maniacal laugh goes here)


man, thats a dark closet . we see nuttin honey !!!!!!


I CANT EVEN SEE ANYTHING COULD U SEND ME WHATEVER I NEED TO VIEW IT


HUH?


It was the best of prisons and the worst of wardrobes. Ripped from the ecstasies of sight, I found myself less burdened by illusions. There are shoes all about me but I care not if they are tied. Tied. As is my soul to darkness, my heart to bereavement. How I would dance the winter jig on a midsummer night, content in the fantasy of ... what time is it? Oh, my kingdom for an Indiglo!


It's dark. It's still dark. I've figured it out. You have a black hole that you have been experimenting with and it's sucking in all the light. Lost across the event horizon...


This must be an attempt to show us how a forgotten pair of shoes feels? Alone and in the dark? Hmmmmmm. I just wonder why I keep coming back. Perhaps I have a low self-esteem issue and your site has brought it to my attention. Perhaps I should seek professional help? Perhaps you should turn a light on? Not that I'm complaining you understand. Very interesting site. Very. Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz :-)


Give me a light. A light to guide one through the dark days of pointless existence. A light could be revolutionary; a candle in the wind. A light could cleanse the darkness from an operatic event. Or, set a stage for the lightness of being. Oh please, oh please...for the want of a view. I am wheelchair bound and cant reach the string


I somehow FOUND PEACE IN THE DARKNESS IT WAS QUIT THERE NO PHONES OR PEOPLE BUGGING ME JUST PEACE, IN THE BLACKNESS YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE, A LITTLE BOY HIDING OR A LITTLE GIRL SEARCHING FOR THE SECRET OF LIFE, I THINK ILL VISIT THE DARKNESS ONCE AND AWHILE JUST FOR THE PEACE OF IT........... OR MAYBE ILL JUST CHANGE THE BURNED OUT BULB


I am Mr. Flibble and I am the King of the Potato People. I have just been to the closet and demand that you release the Dolly with the Hex Vision... This must be one of those "King's-new-clothes thing's" innit.


Hey Doll, could you take the Lens cap off or maybe turn a light on in there,kind of dark and I have no idea who's in there besides your skeletons.show me yours and I will show you mine. handydandy


What is it? What does it mean? Is it really a closet? Or is it a metaphor for something deeper? Is it a silly thing you threw on your page to confuse people? Or does it symbolize the darkness within the human psychee? Could it be that, by staring at this black square, that we are forced to look within ourselves? Is it actually lacking light, or are we so used to looking for the bright side, that we forget there is a dark side to life as well? Light cannot exist without darkness, nor darkness without light. For what is a shadow? A place the light has not touched. This square is the key to the enlightenment of the human race, a new era. This is the age of aquarius! Oh...no...wait. It is just a black square, isn't it? BAH! What does this 17 year old know? Rock on and remember not to complain about the rose having thorns. Why not rejoice that those thorns have a rose? Thank you, Naomi ;-)


I don't get it. its just a black screen. no skeletons, no nuthin. Are we supposed to see something here???


You know those articles of clothing will wrinkle terribly if you don't put some space between them. I can't figure what that is crawling around on the floor on the right side of the screen?


Contemplating the blackness I wonder Whether the closet is bare or There's really something there and Its us trying to look out in wonder


When is the best time to see some "action?" I've looked - several times - but all I see is darkness?


i don't know you, but be not concerned, for i also don't know me. you can keep your closet, but please keep it well, for it is there that i live. this is more by choice than by chance. the darkness is enlightening. the wonder of what type creature will next slither over what part of my body; did i see that glow or was it just another one of those protective flashbacks?; what am i standing in that feels so squishy?; is that a flower i smell or is it a violin?; who wet my pants?; are my pants really wet, or is that just you again?; i can see my hand behind my face; oh, please tell me i am not going sane, please.


THE DARKNESS ENVELOPES... what are you hiding...


My friend told me to check out this webcam site, but revealed no details. I clicked on it, waited for it to load and I saw...quite frankly, nothing. Still, 10 times better than 90% of the rest of the internet. Cheerio!!!


AAAHHHHH!!!!! I've gone blind, no look again, quickly switch on the lights ah thats better it's only Naomi's closet.


i loved your cam but... i was thinking that maybe you should add more color to your wardrobe no matter how thinning black is


Hush little baby, don't say a word. Never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head.


Amazing! Astounding! No praise is undeserving. Just one question...what is it?


As I ponder the possibilites while focussed on the blackness, would there be a glimpse today?.....most certainly not today nor any other. I think to myself through this, my first visit, that maybe there is not a closet at all. thanks for the opportunity of expression.


Na Um...O.K.


black. Hello? Anyone? (littly voice now) mommy? daddy? (ok loud voice now) STOP THE HORROR! NOOOOO PLEASE NOT THE CLOSET CAM MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!!!


this is a nice website.. i like what it does to people.. it makes them frantic... like little ants.... thinking about the closet. "whats in the closet" or "put a light in there" or "i know what you feel like." or maybee even " i saw you your so beautifull." man thats crazy but i guess you get a high out of controling people so that cool. But a-n-y-w-a-y-z thats so great and im glad that im just one of your many followers to the new generation.


Black, soo dark. I must resist...brain shutting down...heart slowing....need color.... blackness....nothing but dark empty souls...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


I see! I know your little plan!!! You are just trying to get me to sit here longer!! WELL YOU DON'T FOOL ME!! ~sigh~ AHH!! It reloaded!! must watch...


When first I saw the black square, I thought: Is this all there is? Then I read the best of comments. I am pleased with your pithy humor. The darkness is explained and I will return. Not for the black square, but for the light of your humor.


I was watching the cam in the closet and thought it was a rip off but before I wrote this I went in mine and closed the door like your and got the same image you were sending good job and if you turn the light on in there it wouldn't have the same impact as this, so Cheers to you.


IF YOU SHOULD INSINUATE THAT WE ALL SHOULD TOLERATE SUCH DIABOLICAL IDIOSYNCRASIES FROM A MICROSCOPIC MORSEL OF HUMANITY SUCH AS YOURSELF, YOUR SADLY STRICKEN WITH SEVER CASE OF MISS COMPREHENSION AND FURTHER MORE YOUR CALCULATIONS ARE INADEQUATE. HEY .......TAKE THE LENS CAP OFF!!! YOUR INTERGLACIAL SELF SURFING AND UNDERLAY UNIMPORTANT VIEWER...!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW BACK TO THE BLACK BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I laughed, I cried...but it did lack plot after 4 hours....;-)


Is it or is it not true that the avergage person will enter their closet at least once every 4 hours? I feel like an idiot either you left your lens on or you put your camera in the guest 's bedroom closet....... I'm really not sure which you did....maybe a little nightlight would help us who are afraid of the dark! I am leaving now thanks for mortally humiliating me.......


Is it my eyes? Are you just really there and I can't see you? Do you know a docter you can refer me to? I think I need to get my eyes checked... I may be blind cause I haven't saw you or even a little crack of light through the bottom of the door... What I really think is I am mental because some people are claiming to have saw you... Am I mental or are they mental?


....naomi, u must be beautiful...thanks for a peek into your closet!!


I am willing to charge a $1.00 to tell people if they are right about guesses as to what is in your closet. My imagination is as good as anyone elses. I'll be right 50% of the time; probably more.


Well, I've written two thoughtful and intelligent comments (if I say so myself, which I do) for your site over the years, and faithfully checked in from time to time for my screenful of black, and I just gotta get this off my chest: That picture of baby You with the doll on the porch is just plain darn creepy. I really don't think that I'll be able to sleep without medication for the next day or two. Put it away. Please. Hide it.


I humbly apologize. Here, this should make you feel better. Love, Naomi




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