I can't believe you have all fallen for this.  It is slight of hand, the black
rectangle, being the diversionary tactic.  The real insight comes from the
carefully chosen CAPS and lowercase letters in "tHe AmAziNg CloSeT cAm"
Genius! I'm going to dedicate a web site to this brilliant literary paradox.
 

It is so hard to say how excellent the closet cam is in only 22 sylla..
        |\      _,,,---,,_ 
 ZZZzz  /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_ 
       |,4-  ) )-,_. ,\ (  `'-' 
      '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)
      

One of the many who continue to bump up your counter...  In two 
reloads I saw it jump!  I mean really jump!
But am I the only one who sits and stares into the darkness?  
Just sitting and staring and sitting and staring....  yet still 
I remain..ever faithful ...the virtual peeping Tomasina


Is the closet half full or half empty? Or just full of emptyness?   


Now I know how the monsters feel.


I wish you would stop sneaking into my room and stealing all the
darkness!  It's getting hard to sleep! 
 

Black is black ......... I want my baby back.


An odd place to put a camera, but it would surely inspire those with
eros in their heart.  I came in and saw the large black square and
thought easy to disprove hox..  then I put it into a paint program and
gamma corrected it all the way, and to my surprise, there was actually
some proof of signal.    there were 12 color layers in the image,
where as a pure black jepg, even at maximum compression/minimum quality,
doesn't account for the artifacts.  I would imagine people would keep
coming back just to see if it's a hoax or not..  sorta like the gods,
aliens, and elvis, people will always say that there's no truth to it
until they see it with their on eyes..


I'm 477664 visitor,
I look your WebCam picture and after few minutes, I'm saw me. A question, 
Why I'm in black box, why me? I'm french and this year we've a mondial 
cup of football, But I'm not guilty, I'm not a number, I'm not 477664, 
I'm free man and I want to go out of this box.
Sorry, but I'm claustrophob. I 'll take some pills and all it's OK.


As an elementary teacher I am saddened by the numerous misspellings in
your readers comments.  Please remind all to proceed slowly and check
their work before publishing.


Proof that the absence of light is darkness.  I just hope the darkness
isn't light in my absence!


I came.
I saw.
It kicked my ass.


For the last two years I have paid many visits to Closet Cam and have
never failed to be thoroughly amazed and impressed by what is, in my 
opinion, one of the most consistently innovative and exciting sites on 
the Web. Unfortunately, the numerous "technical difficulties" I 
routinely ran into during my visits sometimes dampened my enthusiasm 
for Closet Cam. There was just no way my outdated, molasses-slow 
system could keep up with the automatic 30-second updates. In fact, 
many times my computer crashed before it could finish rendering a 
single shot! Well, last week I decided enough was enough.! I traded 
my old Delta ThinkFast 150 system and 14.4 SurfKing modem to my 
cousin Norbert for a torque converter to a '72 Arctic Champ snowmobile. 
Then I paid a little visit to my nearby CompuBarn and maxed out my new 
HeftiBank AdditionalPlus Visa by purchasing a new MultiMax 6040 
TwinTower PC with a NetHydrant 5-Alarm PowerFlo modem incorporating 
the latest in DigiHose SwiftSoak technology. Now when I visit Closet 
Cam the image updates faster than you can say "closetcam.jpg"! (Or, 
well, maybe faster than you can say "'closetcam' with the 3-letter 
filename extension for Joint Photographic Experts Group format"!) I 
never knew what I was missing. Indeed, Closet Cam is a revelation!


The Closet Cam Rocks! I just want to say to all those people complaining~you
are all STUPID!! Just plain STUPID...Now I just want to give you one piece of
advice...You just need one thing...A LIGHT!!   :Þ


himmm

i think it gonna open haa
or not?

:-))


I watched for days and finally the "NAOMI" enters and those were cute
pink panties but before the refresh she left and turned off the lights
again with no view of her face or I could have saved it and sent in to
the comments to prove she does enter  the closet!

--


                  _o
                _ \<,_
               (_)/ (_)

                            _o
                          _ \<,_
                         (_)/ (_)
                  --
--    o
-  _/[._
  (_)>(_)
  

summa nulla est


you didnt print my comments last time, so this time im not gonna make any


ring.....ring....ri..click...."uh hello?....hi honey.......uh..nothing...just
staring at a black square on the computer screen.....what black
square?? naomi's black square....uh I MEAN...uh...NO, im not seeing anyone
named naomi....but honey...(click)" oh well......back to the little black
square...........


Breathtaking.  I felt things rising inside me which before I never thought 
possible.  Your closet holds so many deep tones that most is lost in the 
symbolism.  Quiet solitude drenched in screaming black.  It made me turn 
away at first, but the mystery compelled me to sit here for four and a 
half hours just to catch a glimpse of you, Naomi, the mistress of the 
night.  God bless you, sweet vixen, God bless you.


Very dark humor.


Is this somekind of sick joke!!?  I love it! I sat till my butt got
numb!!  COOL!!


Why haven't you updated the comments page yet? I'm getting tired of
waiting for my comments to show up. Besides I've read all the other ones.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.


For God's Sake, please don't publish the WORST of Closet Cam comments.


I would have seen the bloody closet door open, but I was too busy
reading the damn comments...

J'aurais vu la tabarnak de porte du garde-robe s'ouvrir, mais j'etais
trop occupe a lire les maudits commentaires...

If nothing else, I cranked up your counter from 399294 to 399300.  I
prefer round numbers, they're like blackness, or blinding light.  But
seriously folks, these CCD cams are sensitive IR, so if there really was
a cam in a closet, one would see insects crawling around, no?  Oh! You
means it happens only in mine?!

The light dots never move.

We could have had something beautiful together.  But you had to throw
it all away, with your lyin'n' cheatin'.  There is no camera.
There is no closet.

There is no Naomi.

There is no us.

And if there ever was...  No matter how often you go to this closet of
yours and open the door, throwing in a shameful, expectant smile,  it
will bounce right back at you.

Unless, as some suck... em, watchers remarked, you left the lens cap on,
in which case, you won't even be able to see the reflection of this
smile of yours.

Thank you.

The Closet Cam grants me relaxation, high spirits, happiness, and
blazing-fast neuronial connections.
It really is substantial to my life!
Thanks for existing, Closet Cam!!!

P.S.: Don't be surprised if you encounter any gramatical errors in this
message. I'm not from the U.S.

Did you really think I would fail to recognize my own painting, "Closet
Le Noir"? You have a lot of nerve, displaying stolen goods on the Web
this way. I demand that you return it immediately.

I laughed,
I cried,
It bacame a part of me...
Viva la Closet!

As someone who's watched way too many webcams, I've always had a
fondness for the video verite, the true "slice of life" cams...  Nothing
could be more daring than to share one's most personal and private space
with the web: the dark, hidden recesses of your closet...

Bravo! for having the guts to make an honest, personal, artistic
statement!

Why doesnt anyone in here ever leave the closet door open?? I ALWAYS FORGET
TO SHUT MINE! and if I do shut it usually one of the cats has run in nd will
open it! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! post a message of the time you will
open the door to feed the addiction some of us have with sitting and waiting
for the door to open! 
Love Ya,Lots 

If a closet door opens, and nobody is on your web site to see it, did it really open?

(Subject:     C'mon 'Scilla, 'least slip a donut under the door!!)

Know what I tell my woman when I've got her on her knees????!

"Baby, stop peekin' in the keyhole and let me outta th' closet.
I'll be good this time, I promise."

Elvis.  Really.

You guys should set the refresh up to say 10-15 seconds...i waited and
waited and waited and waited and waited and waited waited and waited and
waited then suddenly I saw a CRACK yes the Door Was opening but all i
could see was this edge of light so i waited for the eternal 30second to
pass and there it was.....the door almost closed....i must have cried
for 15 minutes....but now i am waiting and waiting and
waiting..............

I suspect this is funded by some EVIL MULITNATIONAL TELEPHONE
COMPANY, who reap the rewards of hundreds of thousands of people
spending hours online watching a black screen in anticipation of a glimpse
of someone or something. 
Oh yes.

Whoa.

I don't know why all these people say its dark in the closet I saw light! 
I knew I was hooked at first sight! 
Now I can't stay away from 
this closet I saw today
Someone please open the door 
cause my writing skills are very poor and I can't go on with this stupid
closet song!!!

People just don't get American humor!

Well, I could hardly believe, that this is a CLOSET and someone REALLY opens the
 door sometimes, but the comments are very good.
I like this much better than staring at Biff's toilet or crawling under June's 
bed, looking out for some ghosts (maybe they are all inside your closet ?!?) ...B
esides, don't wonder about my funny english, I'm coming from beautiful Kiel - up
 in the very north of Germany !!
Bye says Dagmar!!

         I think that I shall never see,

         anything as beautiful as empty.

She could at least smile so we could at least see teeth

black is in

all i got to see on this site was a black 
screen.  How is that cool?
get an act guys

I sat and waited all night long
For someone to come o'er
And open up that fracking thing
To cast aside that door
Which, to my eyes
And heart, and soul
Blocks all that I would know
Open, Open, Damn you, door!
Quickly, I must go!

I'll tell you what I think:  The Closet Cam represents the repressed, 
raging, silently squealing voyeur in CyberMan.  I have my own closet. 
I have no desire to sit in it waiting for my wife and kids to allow 
light into it.  I rarely even think about my closets at all.  Yet, here 
I sit - a rational man by contemporary U.S. standards - waiting 
for just a glimpse of...  of...

The Closet Cam is a metaphor for untrained prayer, for a short trip 
into the world in a new direction, and for the little part of us that 
has no idea at all what we want from one moment to the next.  Amen.

I am up th your sceem.  This was just a ploy to get people to stare at 
there computer and see if the closet would open.  You can't fool ME!!!

you're jocking. I say: you are. I really think you do it for fun. 
IT IS VERY FUNNY . You know, I'm a froggy (french torrid man) !

I guess the question is "How much more black can it be? And the answer 
is 'None.... none more black.'"

I had been soul searching for soo long thakyouthankyou you have now made it 
possible for my life to continue on it's empty plain

the closet cam, WOW, Double WOW WOW.  This has been so inspiring to me 
that I think I'll start my own webpage.  How about the light inside 
the refridgerator cam.  Hey if its spelled wrong sorry I'm not a 
walking dictionary.  Anyway.... I'm sure that one day scholars will 
come to this web site and realize the profoundness of it.  Until than 
maybe you should consider putting a light switch in the closet.  
Later.

I think this is a deceit.

When is something going to happen...THIS SUCKS!  
(I'm only 10 but a 1 year old could figure that out.)

For a minute there, I thought I was on the "black bear taking a [bathroom break] in the 
woods" cam page.  Glad to see it's just a dark closet.  :):)

I am Elvis.

You know, I thought the web had reached its 
lowest point until I visited this site.

I was mistaken.

Well, I saw it! If you didn't see it you musn't be one of the true believers.   

Is the lens cap still on? Did a black hole form in your closet? I guess
I'll just have to keep looking. Good thing I don't have a life.

I saw a big mouse run behind the sneakers on the floor.  And you realy 
need to do something with that plate of cheese-whiz, it's getting a 
little green!  Best spy-cam on the net!

From Brazil

A melhor visao de uma camera que ja vi em minha vida.
Espetacular angulo de visao sobre o assunto.
Simplesmente genial! 

I'm not lonley anymore

what does it take to write a "best of CamCloset comment?"
lots of hard work and determination.
I can tell

Grim closet.  Am attempting to hold on to what little remains of my 
sanity.  Must keep going.
Also I'm not really who you think I am; I'm someone else.

Shhh...  Guys if we're quite enough we might make them think no one 
is in here.  then they will open up the closet!!

I don't want to know.

it's nice joke

Do something to change the closet to actually see something instead 
of it always being dark.


P.S. If you do fix it or when you do I want to know so send a newsletter 
out thanks bye.

Hey now I know what it's like to be a closet.  Lonely, hidden, always kept in 
the dark.  Personally I think this is very important for raising closet awareness.  
All you people out there who didn't like the closet cam, thats a sign you need 
to go spend some quality time with your closets.  

             i know your really in there!  
    you really need some spice added to your waredrobe color, black 
               just isn't your color.  or is that just your
                         brain on drugs?   waaaaaaaaaaaa
yooooooooouuuuuuu insane persoooooooon, and so are you.  

I sat there and wautet for almost 7 hours, and in the end, the image 
DID change!!! I saw a person opening the closet and taking out a can 
of beans! It's true!

I sat here and watched, and it finally paid off!  I just don't 
understand why the door is closed so much, when it's just as boring on 
the outside of the closet.

...this web site is one of the best reasons I have seen for 'coming   
  out of the closet'!!  

This is a metaphor for my life.

Nice clocetcam. Ziemlich schwarz.
 Looks very black.
But very nice closetcam

I have used state-of-the-art technology to compare the pictures captured for 
2 hours...and I must say....after checking the results for hours and 
re-checking foro somoe more hours....the pictures never show any 
difference at all...either you guys found a deep black hole...than you 
should inform NASA....or your camera is just connected but not fully 
un-packed..;-)...take it easy....a guy from good old Bavaria

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why! Why! Why is it black!
I'm dying!!!!! The black is driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is very funny and I plan to tell all my friends that it is my favorite web 
site so they will also visit - some of them are blonde and will probably not get
 it!

I have been admiring this for days.94 hours to be exact.no food,no 
water,no communication with outsiders,no toilet break,no.......

We're on to you.  Don't try anything foolish.
                    -your friendly Government

Hehe i dont know if this is really or not but its pretty cool.

HEY!!!! what are you doing with my shoes? GIVE THEM BACK!
     ____
   __|   |__
    (@) (@)
   {  (_)  }
     {~~~)
     \  /
      \/

Looks more like starry night than a closet to me.  By the way, what 
are we supposed to be watching??????  Also, I have one word for people 
who type in all capital letters: ANNOYING!!!!!!  Have a nice night.

"His excited eyes from within the dark interior, glazed and watered in 
appreciation of it's thoughtful collaberation."

Please, please, please, I promise not to laugh!

When you open the door I'm going to jump out at you. The joke will be on you then.

Mister Cleaner must be fired!! He has forgotten to clean the camera 
objective!!

I have to say...I have been checking this site periodically over the last 3 years 
and I have NEVER seen the closet door open.

I would be curious to know if this is a HoaxCam like the ToiletCam or if you are
 ever really here...perhaps...someday...

Have you thought of connecting midi-sound from a white-noise generator
to your closet-cam view? I think that would be worth a try. How about 
posters and other spin-offs for sale?

I have something to ask. Is the camera at the top of the closet, the bottom of 
the closet or somewhere in the middle? Is it on the right, on the left or dead 
center? I need to know so I can set my monitor to the correct angle. I mean what 
if I think I'm looking from the top and it's actually on the bottom? I could 
fall over or something. If it's on the left and I think it's on the right I could 
bump into the doorframe or something. Please! This is not just for me. There are 
kids out here who might hurt themselves. So tell me...for the sake of the 
children!!

...this reminds me of the time I took my husband to the Adelaide Art 
Gallery (Australia) where we saw a large wall size painting called 
"Black with a red border" Our sarcastic British influenced natures 
led us to wonder how enthralled and suitably impressed the art critics 
would be with our creation of "Black with a black border" They could sit 
for hours wondering where the border began and ended, or whether in fact 
there was any border at all! hmmmm this concept might be distressing 
to some.

Why everybody say black??? Humm... Problems with my video monitor???

     I DON'T SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY 
     CLOSET.

all i see is black you moron!!! hehehehehe
tis funny tho
luv meanie!!!! :)

Sometimes, when I want to be alone, I turn off my lights and stare into 
your closet.  It is so peacefull.  Please don't ever open the door!

black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,blac
k,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,bl
ack,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,
black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,blac
k,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,bl
ack,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,
black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,blac
k,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,bl
ack,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,

Wow! Really cool - I saw the door open, the light came on, and there's this 
goofy person standing there sorting through these really UGLY clothes. I watched 
for, oh, an hour. It was more exciting than wrestling. Thank you. I will be back. 
Next time I will bring friends. And popcorn.

just wondering when and if you can actually see anything in here!!!! i have been
 here about 15 times, and i have yet to see anything but a black screen.........

just wondering.............

Why didn't you tell me I should use the F12 button?
Amazing pictures!

After 79 Hrs. I saw the light. I swear I did.

The Best Part about this site is reading the comments here.  

Please send your address, and I send a  flashlight for you! 

Is this -really- the best of the comments or just the only ones you 
got without swear words?

(editor's note: yes.)

Very Zen... I think I have achieved en-light-enment

When is the best time to see anything on the Closet Cam?  I always seem to visit
 when the picture is totally dark.  

I'm in suspense here---

My cousin is an electrician.  He could put a light in there for you 
for almost nothing.  I could give you his number.

Hey! You forgot to turn off the light in your closet!
Someone told me it was always dark in there. Now I'm very 
disappointed...

Viewer # 356595

I looked at your closet, then I went to my closet....
mine's darker !!!! Beautiful reception though !!!
Keep up this great and useless piece o'crap !!! 

Oh the terrible joke is not on us, but on the poor soul who took all 
the time to set this up, and forgot to take the lens cap off.. :)

What are the rules here?
Do we have to kiss or just pretend like we did?

HAH! This is a goddamn scam! Ooooo, you all are doomed! Doomed! Did
you hear? DOOMED!!!

Mehr Licht !

if you adjust your contrast and brightness to max ... well that didn't 
work

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
you silly american.


                               love,
                                    abu

I saw it...I..think I really saw it......when the door......see when...
well....it was kinda..like......there and stuff......but....when it came 
out.....and.......I got excited...and....................I SAW IT!

It's out of the blue and into the black....

This is better than Baywatch!!! I am hooked. Now what we need is the 
Closet Cam IRC channel. This could serve as the meeting place for the 
ClosetCam support group. Man do I need it :)

must have been a hell of a party dont remember a thing

Hello, I'm Martin from Unterkulm. I play the Guitar in a rock band 
named "barbie massacre". We sound like your closet is looking.

Amazing.  Graceful.  I was blind, but now I see.

Twinkle Twinkle O Closet Cam
You bring excitement to every man
For hours we sit and stare
For that moment o so rare

O Great Dark Closet in the Room
It is so silent like a tomb
We wait and wait
But nothing happens
O Great Dark Closet in the Room
Perhaps you should adjust the ZOOM

Yeah!

.                           .
.            (              .
.         ,=(,)=,           .
.         |'==='|  _,       .
.         |     |,)/(       .
.         |     |)/<_,      .
.       >>>\, _/<8<-_/      .
.      >>>>>>oo<<)\(        .
.       >>>>>>o<<<\/        .
.                           .
.     Use this to see !     .
.                           .

wait! waaaait...... I think I see something it's....it's.....dang, 
never mind its just a spider (now dead) on my screen ;)

                   still waiting in michigan! 

I figure if I send a few of these i might get to see my comment on the 
......"Big Bad Comment Page" that'd be cool!

The closet cam is more than just a big black square on screen. Much 
more. It is really a metaphor for the days leading up to the end of 
World War II. Because, for a while there, all people could see was 
black, but then things got brighter. Kinda like when you were in 
school at Elvie Street Elementary and you went outside and the sun was 
real bright and all you hoped was that maybe the fried chicken in your 
lunchbox wouldn't be too cold so you heated it for a little while on 
the radiator before lunch. So then you went out into the sunlight. It 
was so bright. Elvie Street was a depressing school. A painful place. 

There are more comments here then I could have ever imagined people would have 
time for.  Really, you should charge admission!

i've been watching for 3 days now, and i dont think the light is on.
well if you dont turn the light on by the end of 3 days, i will give
up and go back to the toilet cam. at least their light is on.


But I don't WANT to come out.....


Why?


How about a closet schedule?
-Ralph, 32 low rise briefs


I left my computer on the whole night and haven't gotten a picture! JUST DARKNESS 
DARKNESS HAHAHAHAHHA! Mr.Darkness says hi! HAHAHAHAH Special suits! PaDdEd WaLLS


Please check your software - my picture seems to be updating every 10
seconds or so.  Perhaps when you added that additional RAM to the
computer, it inadvertantly speeded things up or something, I don't
know.....


Am I going insane? I spent the last hour or so clicking Re-Load. =)
Why do I feel so compelled to see a stranger from a
"closet-point-of-view"? What do I really expect to see? I guess I'll
just have to sit here and hit re-load another 278+ times till these
perplexing questions are answered! What if my mouse button breaks one
click away from "seeing the light"?


And where? I don't see nothing!

o Dear..its only black on the screen..

many many Greetings from a Bavarian People.


How about a "Best of Closet Cam Page?"  just so we know that it isn't really a 
Buried-Underground-Never-To-See-The-Light-Of-Day-Cam?


When realizing I just spent a good 10 minutes looking into
someone elses closet, I got really depressed. Dammit, we
all have closets at home, why the hell do we have to look at someone
elses??? Our closets are neglected......


There must be a better way to avoid death in absolute obscurity.
I am overcome with white hot apathy.


To those of you who didn't get it I want to say to you,"DUUUH!"


To all anal complainers around the world, standing on your soap-boxes
and finding fault, I want to say to you, "CHILL OUT, stop taking life
so seriously, and get a sense of humor.  In other words as Foghorn
Leghorn would say, 'It's a joke son, Laugh.'  Oh yes, and take a
course in spelling and grammar."


To the creators of this site I want to say to you, "Very clever and
humorous.  Don't ever forget how to laugh."


Somebody get extremely excited, then, unwilling, broke the

light/lamp/bulb. Then again, from the dark bottom of the

closet, came that Latinate voice: *Sacer locus, puer! Extra

mijite!...* - Evandro Nobrega, Writer/Journalist/Editor,

from Brazil.


The only link I know that did not move for the last couple of months.... After 
reading the "Cool Coments", your the best on the WEB!!! Thanks for all the joyful 
moments.


Seriously, if this is really for real when do you usually open the
damn closet door?  If this is not for real, then I feel very stupid.


openthedoor


I have been checkin your page from time to time and I have come to the
conclusion (SUOMEKSI PM-DM-DTELMM-D(in Finnish conclusion)) that you shall
not never, as long as I chec (read with an acksent) this vitun page,
read either my comments or show yourself. :)


But I did not shoot the deputy.


Jerks!!!


desearia el poder saber como funciona su camara, o ha que horas
promedio se activa.  Si se debe tener tarjeta de credito que voy
a ver con ello.
Porque triztemente nunca he podido ver nada


Hello from Moscow, there is nothing to see in your closet people,
(dark night). Eltsin ,Clinton, friendship. We are Grisha, Andrew and Olga and
other people of our country. Buy!!!


I like it and i want more...


God.


Sh..


Aaaaaaaaargh aaaaaaaaaaaargh! I'm thcared. Hellllp!


it's a nice joke


light!!! I want light...Open door ;))


Les gars! c't'e page n'a pas change depuis le 29/Oct/95 05:41:10


forfaiture!


Akhi al aarab. salame aleikum.
Khai, rani aad cheeft ouhed el terma, din amha kidaera. Viha zghob
daer ki chaaria li ted dir f al harira. oahed el kahba chhal zouina.
ta zebi ma kdarch i naas ou houa efek.daba rah nachet  maa rasou.
bghani n kefet leh bach i keyem. Bgha etfel el mani f dik al zok.
Nouhim a khay, ghe pka tet chouf tat tkeyemm ta nta.
Thala f koulchi ou deouez slam l oulad el homa del rbat.
Ammin el mkeyef


oh you have found it........

i lov my moma porpi........

thank you dear kind sir.....

a man with a toothache cannot be in love.....

dont you agree you silly little freak..



There is too much.  There is too little.

But I think that -

As my mind tumbles into this

black serenity,

I think I've had rather enough.



My comment is this:





You got that?


There will never be an Outside.

Here the human soul finds its utter utter limit.



This is unfair.

At least you can give up drugs.



Did it just get a teeny bit wider?


Ceci c'est ne pas un closet


check your head for any brain!!!!


Do you even have a life?


127269.....read the best of closet comments too.  Well.....is there 

really some woman in there with great parkay flooring???  i think i'll 

set up my cam to record my monitor which will be showing your closet, 

and of course loop it into my two vcrs.....that way i won't have to be 

 AWOL, and i WILL see her if she exists......


                         I CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT...                     


Oooh, darlin', dontcha know 

The darkness comes and the darkness goes...


Hey...  Why do so many people get so offended by this?  They take the same 

chances buying a lottery ticket as the do at your site.  Take a chance, people! 
 
Lighten up!  (Pun intended.)


En plus y'a pas de papier !


Hmmm now if that were my closet you'd see more than black... where do 
you keep your clothes??? 

"....and then there was light..."


this is absolutely, positively, the most authentic, realistic, true-to-life simulation 
of an inside-closet view I have ever seen on the internet!  Keep it real!


0-0 

 v 

___ 

 U 



Anyone got a light????


BOO


Switch the Camera ON You Fool!!!!!


a good way to fall asleep while searching for closet cams


AMIS FRANCOPHONES ! Pourquoi que des graffitis en anglais dans 
ces toilettes ! A VOTRE TOUR, ECRIVEZ SUR LES MURS DE CE LIEU !!


(0)(0)

  (_)

   O

\ /

(_)

 o


It seems that in the darkness I find what light I need, to conjure up 

my deepest thoughts, and dream my wildest dreams.
 
 

Well, my cats watched your cam while I went to eat breakfast. =^..^= 

=^..^=  But they won't tell me if they saw anything....  You know cats 

can see in the dark, why won't they tell?  Please, oh, please just let 

me see something, just once?  You are cruel to make people sit and 

stare at their screens for hours on end....and cats for that matter. 
 
Hehe, keep it up!
 
 

The darkness is in all of us........
 
 

I've been watching the closet cam and it reminds me of a parody of my 

life.  I have been in the closet for all my life--in darkness.  Now I 

am thinking of stepping forward into the light and coming out of the 

closet.  Thank you for helping me make a decision in my life. 

 
 

Can somebody *please* put an "the time here" clock in the page then at least 
we'd know WHEN to look! 


Mark Smiddy 

Author, Mastering AmigaDOS Series

 
 

I see a "red" door and I want it painted black

No colors any more I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes (..NOT!)

I  have to turn my head until the darkness goes...

 
 

I believe I've paid my dues, now open the &*#@! door!
 
 

Oh, it was simply beautiful. Brings back fond memories   or    wait a
minute, maybe it doesn't! Lemme outa here!
 
 

Hey! 

This is the same view I get every time I use my colonoscope!
 
 

looks like my home town by night!!!
 
 

Is there a certain time were supposed to watch this thing? I have 

tried every time of the day and night(I think it's a great idea) but 

whoever lives here apparently does not wake up, does not go to sleep, 

or has simply forgoten they own a closet. 

 
 

dull
 
 

dull
 
 

Well, at least there's no skeletons in here today...
 
 

You haven't found Narnia yet???
 
 

this sucks
 
 

errr... huh huh huh ... ok
 
 

Dear closet, 

i just want to ask you,...... why are you still soooooo black and 

empty...
 
 

Black is Black.....I need my Baby back! 

Thanks for nothing....yet...."Still singing 

in the Black-Rain" 

 
 

If you squint your eyes, it looks like pepper steak.
 
 

HELLO MY NAME IS KATY SANDERS.I LOVE TO SURF THE NET.I HAPPEN TO FIND
YOUR NET PAGE SO, HELLO GOOD BYE
 
 

Is there really a point to this?  I mean, staring into blackness for 

the rest of whatever?  I could've stuck my head in a tar pit and 

gotten the same results.  Take the damn camera out of the closet. 

 
 

it's black it's dark it's horrible
 
 

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!!