(archived 21 september 1998)
Well, I had a free afternoon and wouldn't you know, it was raining
like buckets of warm llama drool. So I figured, what the hey, let's answer
those crazy Closet Comments for once. You can tell it's me because I'm blue.
Love, Naomi.
I have visited your closet and read the comments. It seems as if you
never open the door. Most people put their clothes in their closet. But
you don't, do you. Other wise you must be wearing the same clothes day
after day. I am disapointed that you don't open the door once in awhile
and let us get a peek.
Personal hygiene is highly overrated.
to naomi hi how are you? im fine that was wonderful but what was it? all
i could see was black well i am going to go now ok so bye
I am fine, thanks.
so dark, forever, why???????????????
We must ask ourselves these eternal questions. Someday, the answer will come
floating down from on high....."Just because. Now shut up."
I found the answer, hold down Shift/Alt/Del/F5/Backspace/ESC and click
on Reload, the whole screen shows an enlargement of the Closet Cam and
there is a glimmer of light, eventually... 8-)
Either you have a tiny keyboard, or you're using
someone else's fingers...
Hello You !
Why so dark closet ?
i'm wondering ?
No time to talk...I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.
The Closet Cam updates every 30 seconds with IE4 also (to be exact
IE build 4.04.72.3110.8) which should be the build most IE users are
running. I like the Closet Cam, I hate the notice that it updates with
Navigator, implying that it will not do so with IE. I await whatever
comes out of the closet next, and your updating the Netscape bit.
I'd rather not be that exact.
And I thought wearing a web cam on my head was a stupid idea. Boy do I
feel better since finding your site!
My existence is finally justified.
Naomi,naomi your absolutly gorgous girl, the most beautiful creature
god has ever created, i stared at u for over an hour but I thought the
camera got updated every 30 sec untill I realized that the mirror on the
wall had fallen over the monitor when i had shut the door to get a coffee
waiting for the black box to download a picture !!
Reality is never what it seems.
Darkness prevails at the mighty black square. Oh, humble square!
"What's that?" cries an obsessed viewer. "I donno. It's to dark in here."
is my ignorant aswer. "Something tells me that we're not in Kansas anymore!"
Is this the adventuresome sequel to The Lion, the Whitch, and the Wordrobe?!?
From : an 11-year-old that thinks this is some kind of weird joke
When I was eleven, I was a skeptic too.
Light would be super, for viewing purposes, of course. Although looking
at clothes hanging in a closet is almost as "You need a life" as you can
get. Actually not being able to see them is definitely the bottom. Keep
having fun!!!!
I am a bottom-feeder.
A black void has never excited me this much, I'll have to tell all my friends!
Maybe you could form a club and get together at some quaint little
bistro on Tuesday nights to discuss Truth, Beauty and the Amazing Closet Cam.
I have seen the heart of darkness. It is perfect.
You tell 'em.
I read about this stupid camera in the closet thing in the Enquirer...
maybe you could spice it up a little like actually turning a light on in
there. hee hee
The Enquirer? Go away...I would be alone now.
It didn't look like a closet to me, it looked more like the sky in a
very clean night...Or maybe I didn't get the point...Whatever.
I agree.
This is really amazing (1st I even looked, I must be real bored & 2nd there is
over 1/2 a million others in two and a half years have done the same).
Congratulations
You say you want a revolution? We all wanna change the world.
I really wanted to see some of your clothes...really, can you just send me a
picture or something? Cause I really wanted to see some of your clothes!
My clothes aren't nearly as nice as yours.
i was here and now i'm gone i left my mark to make you turn the light on.
good idea but a lot of dark deep black space.
Ah, but the cam is what you make of it. Some see darkness, while others
see Elvis. One day you too may see the light shining off those blue
suede shoes...keep the faith.
What's up with your closet cam you need to stick a light in there.
Do you ever enter your closet?? I only sat and watched the black square
for about ten minutes because fortunatly I have better things to do with
my life then sit and watch a black square. I think you need to post a
schedule of when you actually enter the closet.
WeLl MaYbE NeXt TiMe I'm BoReD OuT Of mY MiNd I WiLl CheCk OuT YoUr
ClOsEtCaM!
Now there's a plan!
what's the deal, it's just all black. why would i want to see all black,
oh i saw your little thing in the ENQUIRER on page 29, that's why i came
to see the closet cam but it's just all black and really black so i
can't see anything, why is it all black, all black sucks, get something
different than all black, cause it's hard to see when it's dark, it
think, ok bye
These references to the National Enquirer are starting to make my scalp itch.
If anyone has seen my cam mentioned in print, send me a scanned copy and please please please
burn the original.
Qui ci vorrebbe una bella frase... appena mi mangio un Bacio Perugina ce
la metto
me ne hanno suggerite già 11:
"Se le rane avessero le ali, saltando non sbatterebbero il culo"
"Se uno senza gambe le avesse potrebbe benissimo pisciare in piedi"
"Non tutte le ciambelle si bucano, alcune sniffano, altre grufolano..."
"Se la merda fosse oro i poveri nascerebbero senza culo..."
"Un bacio? Un apostrofo rosa tra le parole "Ti" e "apro in due come una mela, Pinaaaaaaa!!!!"
"Se la figa fosse il portiere della nazionale maldini potrebbe andare in pensione"
"Se mia nonna avesse le palle sarebbe mio nonno"
"Se gli amici si contassero sulla punta delle dita saremmo tutti monchi"
"Darei la vita per non morire"
"Se una mucca entrasse in un supermercato farebbe la verticale"
"Se le ragazze non avessero le gambe lascerebbero la scia come le lumache"
Se qualcun altro ne avesse di carine (?) da propormi... anche se non
iniziano con "se" vanno bene lo stesso!
No sprechen sie Italian, so if this upsets you it ain't my fault.
what the hell is this?
Short, pithy, to the point. I like it.
I feel good in the dark, but I would feel better if you would install a
lamp in your closet.
Would you promise not to turn it on?
I came, I sat, I watched.......,I watched some more........, still I am
watching. Watching The Screen! THE BLACK BOX!!! I know it will change,
he he he I have faith. IT WILL CHANGE!!! it must. It
will!...................................................................
............................. It's not changing.
I KNOW WHAT YOU"RE DOING!!!!!!!! Her pet Gecko ate it and you won't
fess up, will you!!!!!!! why you %#@ *&(% ^$# and your pet skunk can do
it too!!!!!!! bye I must stare at box more. have a nice day
One time I ran over a skunk. On my rollerblades.
4 hours and nothing. Then I was called away to unblock the toilet. I
plunged and plunged in record time to make it back as fast as I could.
Still nothing...damn.
You should use the woods, like I do.
As I sit here staring into the deepening void, I feel myself being
drawn over the event horizon that is my monitor's frame.
It's grip is inexorable.
Down I am drawn into a crushing singularity of infinitesimal density
composed of the hundreds of thousands that have gone before me.
But fear not. Here lies not death. We are not destined to slip into the
absolute, irreversible emptiness of extinction.
Rather, having visited this site, we shall coalesce, and in time, burst
back forth upon an ever expanding universe to sow the seeds of our collective
essence. Drink deep of the plasma pool . . . .
No comment.
Due to the fact that there have been almost 700,000 visitors here since Dec 3,
1995 and noone has seen the door open, I can only assume one thing about this
so called "Closet Cam" situation... you have been wearing the same darn outfit
for nearly 3 years..
Yeah, but I figure it's OK as long as I keep applying
that "fresh citrus scent" deodorant.
I'm only number 678656
I've fallen into another dimension by your fault and now
I can't live without your damn black square
Don't lay that guilt trip on me, you addict!
What do you think we are, a bunch of idiots?? Anyone with half a brain will
not believe that this is the inside of a closet, This is an outrage!!! Please
do not disrespect me or my fellow web surfers anymore with ridiculous stories
about "A Closet Cam"...I am insulted..It is quite obvious that this is a
picture of the inside of your refrigerator
P.S. Time to dump the milk..
Too late...it's alive!
Admit it, this is all a trick so that the Great Wooly Worm, and you, his
Woolite followers can crawl through our noSES AND SUCK OUT OUR
BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!..... heh heh heh BUT YOU CAN'T GET ME!! I'll hang
out by the trees and when the worms come up my nose the rabid tree
squrrils will jump down and suck them out for consumption!!! (The mucus
helps make them slide out) so till then. I'll be here. Watching. And
Praying. AND POLOTTING!!!!! BWA-HAHAHAHAHA
gotta go, time for my pills.
Me too.
Could you please consider taking off the lens cap so I could take a peak
at your closet. I'm rearranging my own closet, and was hoping that
perhaps I could borrow some of your organizational ideas.
-- Visitor 710418
I have no organizational ideas.
You only want to fake the people?
Yeah. Real people can get so darn tiresome.
Comment: ...wow...
I know exactly what you mean.
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