you are a genious please marry me im in brasil this is one of
the most visit sites here
Light of my life. Viva la vida closet!
This apeared to be some sort of tom foolery but then I looked at
the comments. At it quite a while eh'? The comments are ranging
from odd, manic, troubled to downright scary. All in all I give
it a thumbs up (the comments not the ebony box of fear and looming
darkness). Maybe you just need another bulb for your nite lite!!! ;)
Hello There,
Funny. Thank You. I laughed and laughed. Loved all the comments.
Stroke of Genius!
ITS ALL BLACK
WILL SEND YOU A TORCH. ??????????????
Dear naomi ,i was connect to see you but you were not here what a
deception for me!!!!
does the light come on when you open the door?
I BELIVE THE LIGHT WILL IN THE CLOSET DOES SHINE BUT YOU MUST
HAVE FAITH ENJOYED THANKS
Wow ,I'm impressed,but I don't know with what.
Well, Naomi, I just dropped by for another session with your cam.
Same as always. The dream continues to be my motivation.
didnt see nothing, what gives?
Well, it's as dark as...errrmm....the inside of
umm...well....your *closet*...hmmmm.... for a moment,
I thought I had an insightful comment, but...well....
it looks too much like the inside of *my* closet, *too*
... not that I spend much time there, see.... except
when I'm doing my researches....but I can't help but
notice the similarities... I mean, they're both quite
dark, aren't they?.... but, you know, you can always
depend on closets, the good old things....don't know
where we'd be without them, really.... good old closets
... glad to meet a fellow connoiseur.... well, must be
going.... tara for now....
I have always wondered about my closet and what it is really like.
Now I wished I would have wondered on. It is still an interested idea,
although I was hoping you would have last nights party dress and
slippers in the floor, but who knows it might be there I just have to
use my imagination I guess.
i was here
Very clever site! I suppose you're actually dressed in leather with a
whip.... while a very small man whose hands are strapped to the sides of a
chair and his legs are bound in duct tape screams out "MORE, MORE!"....but
then again, perhaps it's just a dark that has little dust bunnies in the
corners like everyone elses.....
What a delight to not know which scenario is real......
:-)
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White?
Really dark... really black...
all I could see was the shadow of a bat.
Really bright... lit by light...
I wish I had seen that most wonderful sight.
Really dumb... had no profit.
How else could I feel about Naomi's closet?
I stood, alone, waiting on the shore of your black sea.
And as I stared into the abyss, the abyss stared back at me.
i got a good chuckle. but your site sucks. but not badly.
Hi,
Man is it ever dark in here!! Took me a while to find my way
back out! Oh, thats ok, no really. I'll be fine. haha. Hope you
get things going again. It took me along time to "come out" of
the closet, now I want a chance to get back in.lol
Hello Naomi,
What is up with your closet? I went to your site and it is completely
black. Do you keep a closed door on it?
Wow! Bravo! May I suggest Attic Cam, or even more exciting...Refridgerator Cam!!!
That closet of yours is to packed with skeletons and I can't see through them.
Its black nothing but black.
Hi Naomi
I tried to look at your web cam of the closet but all I got was a black box,
maybe there is something wrong.
Love is the reality of knowing that no matter
How much your course is skewed at times...
He will be at the end of the road waiting.
Suddenly I heard a tapping.
As if someone gently rapping.
Rapping at my chamber door.
And suddenly I heard a voice saying
.................
Would someone turn the damn light on!
at first, i just was not sure. i kept asking myself...what was the web
master trying to say? is it a commentary on the high cost of lighting a
closet. Or are we not supposed to know what the artist has in her closet.
I thought I saw some dark socks, but I clicked reset and they turned out
to be a smudge on my screen. Are we really being broadcast to? is it a
God sort of thing where we pray and only get back silence...er blackness.
I just am not sure. Why can't this be like the berline webcam where we
can turn off and on the light. If I had conutthgtrol of the light, it
would be so totrally cool. Today the closet...tomorrow the world.
I spent 16 hours looking at a black box.
it was on the edge of your seat mystery
hei, it's all black... non vedo niente... ich sehe nicht... non veo nunca...
il est tout noir
Ah, I must apologize about the circumstances, I must confess to having come
across the AmAziNg CloSeT cAm while I was looking for a live cam in the WTC.
Hmm. Anyway, there used to be a rumour in the mathematical community that if
one hunted through fractals for long enough, one might catch a glimpse of
the ghosts of dead loved ones. The AmAziNg CloSeT cAm must be at least as
diabolical, congratulations.
WOW!!!! Your closet looks just like mine!!! KEwl!!!!
I dont know wat's in your closet and who the hell knows what's in
mine!!!!!!! Do ya need an extra bulb?
Hi Naomi,
This is definitely the best cam on the web!
I spent hours watching it and saw the greatest things!
In Dutch we would say: "Je kan me de bout hachelen".
( I am sorry, but I can't translate this into Englsh, but
be assured, it ain't too rude).
Keep up the good work and hope you will get lot's of visitors!
Sincerly, The Netherlands
can u put a cam in a room that has a room with females
all naked and they are smelling their bare feet
you're cruel to slow people
I aways wear black stuff. I love your clothes.
need an electrician? check your breakers maybe one tripped.
your comments recieved made it well worth my time.
thanks
After seeing your uncredible cam-site I just had to tell my lil' ol'
brother. Up here in the hills there 'aint much to do. As soon as he
saw it he staggered around in a dramatic circle clutching the fatal
wound shouting 'Billy! Billy! Ah cayn't see Billy! It's all gone dark!
So, dangnabbit, your evil site has cost me a brother. Ah well, at least
it means I get a new banjo...
Wow closet cam was the best. How do you do that?
I don't know if I could stand another minute without having to pay.
Dang its dark in that there closet.
Wish I knew where the switch was so I could see.
"they said timing was everything-
made him want to be everywhere,
There's alot to be said for nowhere."
-eddie vedder
I see it. I don't know why others don't or won't.
I see the images in the black.
I like the misery and the flack
you heap upon yourself this way.
You've absolutely made my day.
When others think they need the light
you teach the dark can aid our sight.
Imagination needs the black
feeding what we most lack.
No matter what the others say,
leave your closet just this way.
rien compris!!!!!!!!!!!
I am new to the internet but I didn't notice any difference
in your site than the others. Best of luck!
Sincerely,
Ray Charles
I know I'm not witty enough to make the grade but I still want to let
you know how cute this is.
Refreshing yet luke warm.
Like coming home from a long day at the beach with sweat and sand
sticking everywhere and in between. You have been hot all day yet you
still jump into a nice hot shower and when you step out of the bathroom
you can feel the sweat pop out of all your pores in an instant.
Don't you just love that?
All I'm getting is a big black square! What's going wrong?
Hello,
I visited your site to find out what a closet is...
Now I learned that itīs a small black square and now I know
that I have already seen a lot of closets in different sizes
in my life.
thank you
:0)
i just wanted to let you know that i visited ur cam,
however it was down...hope to see u next time
To be honest it scared the bejeebers out of me as it reminded me of my days
locked in the cupboard below the stairs with nothing but rats to suck the
blood of for days.
But hey, those were the days.
love yer. bye
Hi ! I just wanted to know what's with the closet cam ?
Is it a haunting ?
hi Naomi,
i`ve tried to visit your cam several times, but it never works.
all i see is a black field.
doesnt it work anymore?
hope to hear from you real soon!
This is a waste of web space if you ask me....your a fruit-cake!
Bye bye dall' ITALIA da Lucio
Funny! Thanks!
Andy Warhol would be proud. We're all in the closet, aren't we?
Truly amazing,stupendous,the eighth wonder of the world.... or ninth.
Nice job,lol.
Now I have to go and count my socks.bye
WOW! the deep inner , the quiet calm, a soft breath
mind reviled hopes relived JUST WOW !
go to the closet and THINK
So what is your most sexy underwear something see through and small
if you know what i mean
this sucks, cant see a damn thing.
yeah,,,,,its, uh, you know, like everyone says,,,,dark in there.
thanks for enlightening us, naomi.
Your closet is the closest closet I've ever seen, so close a closet
I don't think there is or there'll ever be a closer one. Be close or
be closet, Naomi.
IT SUUUUCKS!!!!
I came. I tried to see. It was too dark.
I can't believe people actually come to this site.
At least I didn't stay long.
Very funny - people like you I want to meet!!
coming to Bermuda any time soon ?
hi i was here again
you must have a black heart to broadcast such a black picture!
Truly a work of brilliance. I sat for hours watching. Actually,
missed work one day cause I wanted to see what was going to happen
next. I give it two big thumbs up, four stars :-)~
I don't know about your closet...
but your mail and comments are great!
You need to open your closet, it gets boring just looking at black...bubye
always used my closet to take the jammed film from the camera,
never did I really give it a good look see. Thanks
Your closet was pretty dark and not very interesting. Maybe it was a bad
time ?? I'll look into it later and maybe will see a more "lit up" closet.
I have seen more with my eyes closed. :)
I'm having so much trouble with this closet cam
thingy. Please tell me what I'm supposed to be
seeing. Nothing? thanks
If the door opened when nobody was watching did it really open at all?
It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.....
and maybe a couple of shoe trees would help...
Funniest sight I've seen in a long time!
No Carolanne I said the GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!! TOWARDS THE LIGHT...
Thats it I'm sending the midget after you!
Leave the flipping door open! were you born in a house or something!
This site is definitely not for anyone with nothing in their life
- more nothing is too much.
Yours .. sad bloke without a life
hi again
just gave old brownies to the birds
lots of snow here
just wanted to say that your concept of a closet cam..well it just sucks..
Howdy Naomi. I'm one of your "irregular regulars" that drops by from
time to time like seasonal intestinal cramps. I prophesied some time
ago that your counter would flip over to zeros by fall 1999. I obviously
missed that one. Anyway, your counter looks like it died. That's half
the fun, watching your counter go up sometimes by ones, sometimes by
twos or more. Actually, that's all the fun since I've only seen black
(except that one April Fool time you rotated about three pix in a loop).
Please fix your counter, if you have time and are emotionally and
intellectually disposed to so do. Thank you.
(tagline: "Pain just means you're not dead yet. Ouch. Hooray.")
My counter is run by an ancient monk in the Himalayas who appears
to be unable to cope with large numbers. I haven't liked to push it,
for fear of permanent psychological damage, but hopefully we will sort
things out together soon. -Naomi
As I saw the closet, I could not help but wonder at the veracity
of its existence. How may one know he is not fooled by this dark
abode? Doubt subsists.
love the picture of the black cat in the coal shed, have you got
one of a polar bear in a snowstorm?
would love to view your closet thing but all I get is a black screen
alrighty...I sat here for 2 hours staring at this DAMN screen... and
saw....NOTHING...then out of the darkness appeared a little blur...it seemed
to be getting larger and larger ...maybe even moving a little....I stared at
it intently hoping it would DO something....and lo and behold it did....I
breathed and the speck of lint (probably from my bellybutton) fell of my
monitor.....I AM UTTERLY DISENCHANTED>>>YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE THERE IS
NOTHING.......NOTHING BUT BLACKNESS....EVERYWHERE...my demons and I will RULE
THE WORLD.....(simulated maniacal laugh goes here)
man, thats a dark closet . we see nuttin honey !!!!!!
I CANT EVEN SEE ANYTHING COULD U SEND ME WHATEVER I NEED TO VIEW IT
HUH?
It was the best of prisons and the worst of wardrobes.
Ripped from the ecstasies of sight, I found myself less
burdened by illusions. There are shoes all about me but
I care not if they are tied. Tied. As is my soul to
darkness, my heart to bereavement. How I would dance
the winter jig on a midsummer night, content in the
fantasy of ... what time is it? Oh, my kingdom for
an Indiglo!
It's dark.
It's still dark.
I've figured it out. You have a black hole that you have
been experimenting with and it's sucking in all the light.
Lost across the event horizon...
This must be an attempt to show us how a forgotten pair of shoes feels?
Alone and in the dark? Hmmmmmm. I just wonder why I keep coming back.
Perhaps I have a low self-esteem issue and your site has brought it to my
attention. Perhaps I should seek professional help? Perhaps you should turn
a light on? Not that I'm complaining you understand. Very interesting site.
Very. Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz :-)
Give me a light. A light to guide one through the dark days of
pointless existence. A light could be revolutionary; a candle
in the wind. A light could cleanse the darkness from an operatic
event. Or, set a stage for the lightness of being. Oh please,
oh please...for the want of a view. I am wheelchair bound and
cant reach the string
I somehow FOUND PEACE IN THE DARKNESS IT WAS QUIT THERE NO PHONES OR
PEOPLE BUGGING ME JUST PEACE, IN THE BLACKNESS YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO BE, A LITTLE BOY HIDING OR A LITTLE GIRL SEARCHING FOR THE SECRET OF LIFE,
I THINK ILL VISIT THE DARKNESS ONCE AND AWHILE JUST FOR THE PEACE OF
IT........... OR MAYBE ILL JUST CHANGE THE BURNED OUT BULB
I am Mr. Flibble and I am the King of the Potato People.
I have just been to the closet and demand that you release
the Dolly with the Hex Vision...
This must be one of those "King's-new-clothes thing's" innit.
Hey Doll, could you take the Lens cap off
or maybe turn a light on in there,kind of
dark and I have no idea who's in there
besides your skeletons.show me yours and
I will show you mine. handydandy
What is it? What does it mean? Is it really a closet? Or is it a metaphor
for something deeper? Is it a silly thing you threw on your page to confuse
people? Or does it symbolize the darkness within the human psychee? Could it
be that, by staring at this black square, that we are forced to look within
ourselves? Is it actually lacking light, or are we so used to looking for the
bright side, that we forget there is a dark side to life as well? Light cannot
exist without darkness, nor darkness without light. For what is a shadow? A
place the light has not touched. This square is the key to the enlightenment
of the human race, a new era. This is the age of aquarius! Oh...no...wait. It
is just a black square, isn't it? BAH! What does this 17 year old know? Rock
on and remember not to complain about the rose having thorns. Why not rejoice
that those thorns have a rose? Thank you, Naomi ;-)
I don't get it. its just a black screen.
no skeletons, no nuthin. Are we supposed
to see something here???
You know those articles of clothing will wrinkle terribly
if you don't put some space between them. I can't figure
what that is crawling around on the floor on the right
side of the screen?
Contemplating the blackness I wonder
Whether the closet is bare or
There's really something there and
Its us trying to look out in wonder
When is the best time to see some "action?"
I've looked - several times - but all I see is darkness?
i don't know you, but be not concerned, for i also don't know me. you can
keep your closet, but please keep it well, for it is there that i live.
this is more by choice than by chance. the darkness is enlightening. the
wonder of what type creature will next slither over what part of my body;
did i see that glow or was it just another one of those protective
flashbacks?; what am i standing in that feels so squishy?; is that a flower
i smell or is it a violin?; who wet my pants?; are my pants really wet, or
is that just you again?; i can see my hand behind my face; oh, please tell
me i am not going sane, please.
THE DARKNESS ENVELOPES...
what are you hiding...
My friend told me to check out this webcam site,
but revealed no details. I clicked on it, waited
for it to load and I saw...quite frankly, nothing.
Still, 10 times better than 90% of the rest of the
internet. Cheerio!!!
AAAHHHHH!!!!!
I've gone blind, no look again, quickly switch on the lights
ah thats better it's only Naomi's closet.
i loved your cam but... i was thinking that maybe
you should add more color to your wardrobe no matter
how thinning black is
Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Never mind that noise you heard.
It's just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head.
Amazing! Astounding! No praise is undeserving.
Just one question...what is it?
As I ponder the possibilites while focussed on the blackness,
would there be a glimpse today?.....most certainly not today
nor any other. I think to myself through this, my first visit,
that maybe there is not a closet at all.
thanks for the opportunity of expression.
Na
Um...O.K.
black. Hello? Anyone?
(littly voice now) mommy? daddy?
(ok loud voice now) STOP THE HORROR! NOOOOO PLEASE NOT THE CLOSET CAM MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!!!
this is a nice website.. i like what it does to people.. it makes them frantic...
like little ants.... thinking about the closet. "whats in the closet" or "put a
light in there" or "i know what you feel like." or maybee even " i saw you your
so beautifull." man thats crazy but i guess you get a high out of controling people
so that cool.
But a-n-y-w-a-y-z thats so great and im glad that im just one of your many followers
to the new generation.
Black, soo dark. I must resist...brain shutting down...heart slowing....need color....
blackness....nothing but dark empty souls...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I see! I know your little plan!!!
You are just trying to get me to sit here longer!!
WELL YOU DON'T FOOL ME!! ~sigh~
AHH!! It reloaded!! must watch...
When first I saw the black square, I thought: Is this all there is? Then I
read the best of comments. I am pleased with your pithy humor. The darkness
is explained and I will return. Not for the black square, but for the light
of your humor.
I was watching the cam in the closet and thought it was a rip off but before
I wrote this I went in mine and closed the door like your and got the same
image you were sending good job and if you turn the light on in there it
wouldn't have the same impact as this, so Cheers to you.
IF YOU SHOULD INSINUATE THAT WE ALL SHOULD TOLERATE SUCH DIABOLICAL
IDIOSYNCRASIES FROM A MICROSCOPIC MORSEL OF HUMANITY SUCH AS YOURSELF, YOUR
SADLY STRICKEN WITH SEVER CASE OF MISS COMPREHENSION AND FURTHER MORE YOUR
CALCULATIONS ARE INADEQUATE.
HEY .......TAKE THE LENS CAP OFF!!!
YOUR INTERGLACIAL SELF SURFING AND UNDERLAY UNIMPORTANT VIEWER...!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW BACK TO THE BLACK BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed, I cried...but it did lack plot after 4 hours....;-)
Is it or is it not true that the avergage person will enter their closet
at least once every 4 hours? I feel like an idiot either you left your lens
on or you put your camera in the guest 's bedroom closet....... I'm really
not sure which you did....maybe a little nightlight would help us who are
afraid of the dark! I am leaving now thanks for mortally humiliating me.......
Is it my eyes? Are you just really there and I can't see you? Do you know a
docter you can refer me to? I think I need to get my eyes checked... I may be
blind cause I haven't saw you or even a little crack of light through the bottom
of the door... What I really think is I am mental because some people are claiming
to have saw you... Am I mental or are they mental?
....naomi,
u must be beautiful...thanks for a peek into your closet!!
I am willing to charge a $1.00 to tell people if they are right about
guesses as to what is in your closet. My imagination is as good as
anyone elses. I'll be right 50% of the time; probably more.
Well, I've written two thoughtful and intelligent comments (if I say so myself,
which I do) for your site over the years, and faithfully checked in from time to
time for my screenful of black, and I just gotta get this off my chest: That
picture of baby You with the doll on the porch is just plain darn creepy. I really
don't think that I'll be able to sleep without medication for the next day or two.
Put it away. Please. Hide it.
I humbly apologize. Here, this should
make you feel better. Love, Naomi
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