OLDEST CLOSET COMMENTS


(archived 4 june 1998)





I can't believe you have all fallen for this.  It is slight of hand, the black
rectangle, being the diversionary tactic.  The real insight comes from the
carefully chosen CAPS and lowercase letters in "tHe AmAziNg CloSeT cAm"
Genius! I'm going to dedicate a web site to this brilliant literary paradox.
 


It is so hard to say how excellent the closet cam is in only 22 sylla.. |\ _,,,---,,_ ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' '---''(_/--' `-'\_)


One of the many who continue to bump up your counter... In two reloads I saw it jump! I mean really jump! But am I the only one who sits and stares into the darkness? Just sitting and staring and sitting and staring.... yet still I remain..ever faithful ...the virtual peeping Tomasina


Is the closet half full or half empty? Or just full of emptyness?


Now I know how the monsters feel.


I wish you would stop sneaking into my room and stealing all the darkness! It's getting hard to sleep!


Black is black ......... I want my baby back.


An odd place to put a camera, but it would surely inspire those with eros in their heart. I came in and saw the large black square and thought easy to disprove hox.. then I put it into a paint program and gamma corrected it all the way, and to my surprise, there was actually some proof of signal. there were 12 color layers in the image, where as a pure black jepg, even at maximum compression/minimum quality, doesn't account for the artifacts. I would imagine people would keep coming back just to see if it's a hoax or not.. sorta like the gods, aliens, and elvis, people will always say that there's no truth to it until they see it with their on eyes..


I'm 477664 visitor, I look your WebCam picture and after few minutes, I'm saw me. A question, Why I'm in black box, why me? I'm french and this year we've a mondial cup of football, But I'm not guilty, I'm not a number, I'm not 477664, I'm free man and I want to go out of this box. Sorry, but I'm claustrophob. I 'll take some pills and all it's OK.


As an elementary teacher I am saddened by the numerous misspellings in your readers comments. Please remind all to proceed slowly and check their work before publishing.


Proof that the absence of light is darkness. I just hope the darkness isn't light in my absence!


I came. I saw. It kicked my ass.


For the last two years I have paid many visits to Closet Cam and have never failed to be thoroughly amazed and impressed by what is, in my opinion, one of the most consistently innovative and exciting sites on the Web. Unfortunately, the numerous "technical difficulties" I routinely ran into during my visits sometimes dampened my enthusiasm for Closet Cam. There was just no way my outdated, molasses-slow system could keep up with the automatic 30-second updates. In fact, many times my computer crashed before it could finish rendering a single shot! Well, last week I decided enough was enough.! I traded my old Delta ThinkFast 150 system and 14.4 SurfKing modem to my cousin Norbert for a torque converter to a '72 Arctic Champ snowmobile. Then I paid a little visit to my nearby CompuBarn and maxed out my new HeftiBank AdditionalPlus Visa by purchasing a new MultiMax 6040 TwinTower PC with a NetHydrant 5-Alarm PowerFlo modem incorporating the latest in DigiHose SwiftSoak technology. Now when I visit Closet Cam the image updates faster than you can say "closetcam.jpg"! (Or, well, maybe faster than you can say "'closetcam' with the 3-letter filename extension for Joint Photographic Experts Group format"!) I never knew what I was missing. Indeed, Closet Cam is a revelation!


The Closet Cam Rocks! I just want to say to all those people complaining~you are all STUPID!! Just plain STUPID...Now I just want to give you one piece of advice...You just need one thing...A LIGHT!! :Þ


himmm i think it gonna open haa or not? :-))


I watched for days and finally the "NAOMI" enters and those were cute pink panties but before the refresh she left and turned off the lights again with no view of her face or I could have saved it and sent in to the comments to prove she does enter the closet! -- _o _ \<,_ (_)/ (_) _o _ \<,_ (_)/ (_) -- -- o - _/[._ (_)>(_)


summa nulla est


you didnt print my comments last time, so this time im not gonna make any


ring.....ring....ri..click...."uh hello?....hi honey.......uh..nothing...just staring at a black square on the computer screen.....what black square?? naomi's black square....uh I MEAN...uh...NO, im not seeing anyone named naomi....but honey...(click)" oh well......back to the little black square...........


Breathtaking. I felt things rising inside me which before I never thought possible. Your closet holds so many deep tones that most is lost in the symbolism. Quiet solitude drenched in screaming black. It made me turn away at first, but the mystery compelled me to sit here for four and a half hours just to catch a glimpse of you, Naomi, the mistress of the night. God bless you, sweet vixen, God bless you.


Very dark humor.


Is this somekind of sick joke!!? I love it! I sat till my butt got numb!! COOL!!


Why haven't you updated the comments page yet? I'm getting tired of waiting for my comments to show up. Besides I've read all the other ones. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.


For God's Sake, please don't publish the WORST of Closet Cam comments.


I would have seen the bloody closet door open, but I was too busy reading the damn comments... J'aurais vu la tabarnak de porte du garde-robe s'ouvrir, mais j'etais trop occupe a lire les maudits commentaires...


If nothing else, I cranked up your counter from 399294 to 399300. I prefer round numbers, they're like blackness, or blinding light. But seriously folks, these CCD cams are sensitive IR, so if there really was a cam in a closet, one would see insects crawling around, no? Oh! You means it happens only in mine?!


The light dots never move. We could have had something beautiful together. But you had to throw it all away, with your lyin'n' cheatin'. There is no camera. There is no closet. There is no Naomi. There is no us. And if there ever was... No matter how often you go to this closet of yours and open the door, throwing in a shameful, expectant smile, it will bounce right back at you. Unless, as some suck... em, watchers remarked, you left the lens cap on, in which case, you won't even be able to see the reflection of this smile of yours.


Thank you. The Closet Cam grants me relaxation, high spirits, happiness, and blazing-fast neuronial connections. It really is substantial to my life! Thanks for existing, Closet Cam!!! P.S.: Don't be surprised if you encounter any gramatical errors in this message. I'm not from the U.S.


Did you really think I would fail to recognize my own painting, "Closet Le Noir"? You have a lot of nerve, displaying stolen goods on the Web this way. I demand that you return it immediately.


I laughed, I cried, It bacame a part of me... Viva la Closet!


As someone who's watched way too many webcams, I've always had a fondness for the video verite, the true "slice of life" cams... Nothing could be more daring than to share one's most personal and private space with the web: the dark, hidden recesses of your closet... Bravo! for having the guts to make an honest, personal, artistic statement!


Why doesnt anyone in here ever leave the closet door open?? I ALWAYS FORGET TO SHUT MINE! and if I do shut it usually one of the cats has run in nd will open it! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! post a message of the time you will open the door to feed the addiction some of us have with sitting and waiting for the door to open! Love Ya,Lots


If a closet door opens, and nobody is on your web site to see it, did it really open?


(Subject: C'mon 'Scilla, 'least slip a donut under the door!!) Know what I tell my woman when I've got her on her knees????! "Baby, stop peekin' in the keyhole and let me outta th' closet. I'll be good this time, I promise." Elvis. Really.


You guys should set the refresh up to say 10-15 seconds...i waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited waited and waited and waited then suddenly I saw a CRACK yes the Door Was opening but all i could see was this edge of light so i waited for the eternal 30second to pass and there it was.....the door almost closed....i must have cried for 15 minutes....but now i am waiting and waiting and waiting..............


I suspect this is funded by some EVIL MULITNATIONAL TELEPHONE COMPANY, who reap the rewards of hundreds of thousands of people spending hours online watching a black screen in anticipation of a glimpse of someone or something. Oh yes.


Whoa.


I don't know why all these people say its dark in the closet I saw light! I knew I was hooked at first sight! Now I can't stay away from this closet I saw today Someone please open the door cause my writing skills are very poor and I can't go on with this stupid closet song!!!


People just don't get American humor!


Well, I could hardly believe, that this is a CLOSET and someone REALLY opens the door sometimes, but the comments are very good. I like this much better than staring at Biff's toilet or crawling under June's bed, looking out for some ghosts (maybe they are all inside your closet ?!?) ...B esides, don't wonder about my funny english, I'm coming from beautiful Kiel - up in the very north of Germany !! Bye says Dagmar!!


I think that I shall never see, anything as beautiful as empty.


She could at least smile so we could at least see teeth


black is in


all i got to see on this site was a black screen. How is that cool? get an act guys


I sat and waited all night long For someone to come o'er And open up that fracking thing To cast aside that door Which, to my eyes And heart, and soul Blocks all that I would know Open, Open, Damn you, door! Quickly, I must go!


I'll tell you what I think: The Closet Cam represents the repressed, raging, silently squealing voyeur in CyberMan. I have my own closet. I have no desire to sit in it waiting for my wife and kids to allow light into it. I rarely even think about my closets at all. Yet, here I sit - a rational man by contemporary U.S. standards - waiting for just a glimpse of... of... The Closet Cam is a metaphor for untrained prayer, for a short trip into the world in a new direction, and for the little part of us that has no idea at all what we want from one moment to the next. Amen.


I am up th your sceem. This was just a ploy to get people to stare at there computer and see if the closet would open. You can't fool ME!!!


you're jocking. I say: you are. I really think you do it for fun. IT IS VERY FUNNY . You know, I'm a froggy (french torrid man) !


I guess the question is "How much more black can it be? And the answer is 'None.... none more black.'"


I had been soul searching for soo long thakyouthankyou you have now made it possible for my life to continue on it's empty plain


the closet cam, WOW, Double WOW WOW. This has been so inspiring to me that I think I'll start my own webpage. How about the light inside the refridgerator cam. Hey if its spelled wrong sorry I'm not a walking dictionary. Anyway.... I'm sure that one day scholars will come to this web site and realize the profoundness of it. Until than maybe you should consider putting a light switch in the closet. Later.


I think this is a deceit.


When is something going to happen...THIS SUCKS! (I'm only 10 but a 1 year old could figure that out.)


For a minute there, I thought I was on the "black bear taking a [bathroom break] in the woods" cam page. Glad to see it's just a dark closet. :):)


I am Elvis.


You know, I thought the web had reached its lowest point until I visited this site. I was mistaken.


Well, I saw it! If you didn't see it you musn't be one of the true believers.


Is the lens cap still on? Did a black hole form in your closet? I guess I'll just have to keep looking. Good thing I don't have a life.


I saw a big mouse run behind the sneakers on the floor. And you realy need to do something with that plate of cheese-whiz, it's getting a little green! Best spy-cam on the net!


From Brazil A melhor visao de uma camera que ja vi em minha vida. Espetacular angulo de visao sobre o assunto. Simplesmente genial!


I'm not lonley anymore


what does it take to write a "best of CamCloset comment?" lots of hard work and determination. I can tell


Grim closet. Am attempting to hold on to what little remains of my sanity. Must keep going. Also I'm not really who you think I am; I'm someone else.


Shhh... Guys if we're quite enough we might make them think no one is in here. then they will open up the closet!!


I don't want to know.


it's nice joke


Do something to change the closet to actually see something instead of it always being dark. P.S. If you do fix it or when you do I want to know so send a newsletter out thanks bye.


Hey now I know what it's like to be a closet. Lonely, hidden, always kept in the dark. Personally I think this is very important for raising closet awareness. All you people out there who didn't like the closet cam, thats a sign you need to go spend some quality time with your closets.


i know your really in there! you really need some spice added to your waredrobe color, black just isn't your color. or is that just your brain on drugs? waaaaaaaaaaaa yooooooooouuuuuuu insane persoooooooon, and so are you.


I sat there and wautet for almost 7 hours, and in the end, the image DID change!!! I saw a person opening the closet and taking out a can of beans! It's true!


I sat here and watched, and it finally paid off! I just don't understand why the door is closed so much, when it's just as boring on the outside of the closet.


...this web site is one of the best reasons I have seen for 'coming out of the closet'!!


This is a metaphor for my life.


Nice clocetcam. Ziemlich schwarz. Looks very black. But very nice closetcam


I have used state-of-the-art technology to compare the pictures captured for 2 hours...and I must say....after checking the results for hours and re-checking foro somoe more hours....the pictures never show any difference at all...either you guys found a deep black hole...than you should inform NASA....or your camera is just connected but not fully un-packed..;-)...take it easy....a guy from good old Bavaria


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why! Why! Why is it black! I'm dying!!!!! The black is driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is very funny and I plan to tell all my friends that it is my favorite web site so they will also visit - some of them are blonde and will probably not get it!


I have been admiring this for days.94 hours to be exact.no food,no water,no communication with outsiders,no toilet break,no.......


We're on to you. Don't try anything foolish. -your friendly Government


Hehe i dont know if this is really or not but its pretty cool.


HEY!!!! what are you doing with my shoes? GIVE THEM BACK! ____ __| |__ (@) (@) { (_) } {~~~) \ / \/


Looks more like starry night than a closet to me. By the way, what are we supposed to be watching?????? Also, I have one word for people who type in all capital letters: ANNOYING!!!!!! Have a nice night.


"His excited eyes from within the dark interior, glazed and watered in appreciation of it's thoughtful collaberation."


Please, please, please, I promise not to laugh!


When you open the door I'm going to jump out at you. The joke will be on you then.


Mister Cleaner must be fired!! He has forgotten to clean the camera objective!!


I have to say...I have been checking this site periodically over the last 3 years and I have NEVER seen the closet door open. I would be curious to know if this is a HoaxCam like the ToiletCam or if you are ever really here...perhaps...someday...


Have you thought of connecting midi-sound from a white-noise generator to your closet-cam view? I think that would be worth a try. How about posters and other spin-offs for sale?


I have something to ask. Is the camera at the top of the closet, the bottom of the closet or somewhere in the middle? Is it on the right, on the left or dead center? I need to know so I can set my monitor to the correct angle. I mean what if I think I'm looking from the top and it's actually on the bottom? I could fall over or something. If it's on the left and I think it's on the right I could bump into the doorframe or something. Please! This is not just for me. There are kids out here who might hurt themselves. So tell me...for the sake of the children!!


...this reminds me of the time I took my husband to the Adelaide Art Gallery (Australia) where we saw a large wall size painting called "Black with a red border" Our sarcastic British influenced natures led us to wonder how enthralled and suitably impressed the art critics would be with our creation of "Black with a black border" They could sit for hours wondering where the border began and ended, or whether in fact there was any border at all! hmmmm this concept might be distressing to some.


Why everybody say black??? Humm... Problems with my video monitor???


I DON'T SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY CLOSET.


all i see is black you moron!!! hehehehehe tis funny tho luv meanie!!!! :)


Sometimes, when I want to be alone, I turn off my lights and stare into your closet. It is so peacefull. Please don't ever open the door!


black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,blac k,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,bl ack,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black, black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,blac k,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,bl ack,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black, black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,blac k,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,bl ack,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,black,


Wow! Really cool - I saw the door open, the light came on, and there's this goofy person standing there sorting through these really UGLY clothes. I watched for, oh, an hour. It was more exciting than wrestling. Thank you. I will be back. Next time I will bring friends. And popcorn.


just wondering when and if you can actually see anything in here!!!! i have been here about 15 times, and i have yet to see anything but a black screen......... just wondering.............


Why didn't you tell me I should use the F12 button? Amazing pictures!


After 79 Hrs. I saw the light. I swear I did.


The Best Part about this site is reading the comments here.


Please send your address, and I send a flashlight for you!


Is this -really- the best of the comments or just the only ones you got without swear words? (editor's note: yes.)


Very Zen... I think I have achieved en-light-enment


When is the best time to see anything on the Closet Cam? I always seem to visit when the picture is totally dark. I'm in suspense here---


My cousin is an electrician. He could put a light in there for you for almost nothing. I could give you his number.


Hey! You forgot to turn off the light in your closet! Someone told me it was always dark in there. Now I'm very disappointed... Viewer # 356595


I looked at your closet, then I went to my closet.... mine's darker !!!! Beautiful reception though !!! Keep up this great and useless piece o'crap !!!


Oh the terrible joke is not on us, but on the poor soul who took all the time to set this up, and forgot to take the lens cap off.. :)


What are the rules here? Do we have to kiss or just pretend like we did?


HAH! This is a goddamn scam! Ooooo, you all are doomed! Doomed! Did you hear? DOOMED!!!


Mehr Licht !


if you adjust your contrast and brightness to max ... well that didn't work


may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you silly american. love, abu


I saw it...I..think I really saw it......when the door......see when... well....it was kinda..like......there and stuff......but....when it came out.....and.......I got excited...and....................I SAW IT!


It's out of the blue and into the black....


This is better than Baywatch!!! I am hooked. Now what we need is the Closet Cam IRC channel. This could serve as the meeting place for the ClosetCam support group. Man do I need it :)


must have been a hell of a party dont remember a thing


Hello, I'm Martin from Unterkulm. I play the Guitar in a rock band named "barbie massacre". We sound like your closet is looking.


Amazing. Graceful. I was blind, but now I see.


Twinkle Twinkle O Closet Cam You bring excitement to every man For hours we sit and stare For that moment o so rare O Great Dark Closet in the Room It is so silent like a tomb We wait and wait But nothing happens O Great Dark Closet in the Room Perhaps you should adjust the ZOOM


Yeah!


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wait! waaaait...... I think I see something it's....it's.....dang, never mind its just a spider (now dead) on my screen ;) still waiting in michigan!


I figure if I send a few of these i might get to see my comment on the ......"Big Bad Comment Page" that'd be cool!


The closet cam is more than just a big black square on screen. Much more. It is really a metaphor for the days leading up to the end of World War II. Because, for a while there, all people could see was black, but then things got brighter. Kinda like when you were in school at Elvie Street Elementary and you went outside and the sun was real bright and all you hoped was that maybe the fried chicken in your lunchbox wouldn't be too cold so you heated it for a little while on the radiator before lunch. So then you went out into the sunlight. It was so bright. Elvie Street was a depressing school. A painful place.


There are more comments here then I could have ever imagined people would have time for. Really, you should charge admission!


i've been watching for 3 days now, and i dont think the light is on. well if you dont turn the light on by the end of 3 days, i will give up and go back to the toilet cam. at least their light is on.



But I don't WANT to come out.....



Why?



How about a closet schedule? -Ralph, 32 low rise briefs



I left my computer on the whole night and haven't gotten a picture! JUST DARKNESS DARKNESS HAHAHAHAHHA! Mr.Darkness says hi! HAHAHAHAH Special suits! PaDdEd WaLLS



Please check your software - my picture seems to be updating every 10 seconds or so. Perhaps when you added that additional RAM to the computer, it inadvertantly speeded things up or something, I don't know.....



Am I going insane? I spent the last hour or so clicking Re-Load. =) Why do I feel so compelled to see a stranger from a "closet-point-of-view"? What do I really expect to see? I guess I'll just have to sit here and hit re-load another 278+ times till these perplexing questions are answered! What if my mouse button breaks one click away from "seeing the light"?



And where? I don't see nothing!



o Dear..its only black on the screen..
many many Greetings from a Bavarian People.



How about a "Best of Closet Cam Page?" just so we know that it isn't really a Buried-Underground-Never-To-See-The-Light-Of-Day-Cam?



When realizing I just spent a good 10 minutes looking into someone elses closet, I got really depressed. Dammit, we all have closets at home, why the hell do we have to look at someone elses??? Our closets are neglected......



There must be a better way to avoid death in absolute obscurity. I am overcome with white hot apathy.



To those of you who didn't get it I want to say to you,"DUUUH!"
To all anal complainers around the world, standing on your soap-boxes and finding fault, I want to say to you, "CHILL OUT, stop taking life so seriously, and get a sense of humor. In other words as Foghorn Leghorn would say, 'It's a joke son, Laugh.' Oh yes, and take a course in spelling and grammar."
To the creators of this site I want to say to you, "Very clever and humorous. Don't ever forget how to laugh."



Somebody get extremely excited, then, unwilling, broke the
light/lamp/bulb. Then again, from the dark bottom of the
closet, came that Latinate voice: *Sacer locus, puer! Extra
mijite!...* - Evandro Nobrega, Writer/Journalist/Editor,
from Brazil.



The only link I know that did not move for the last couple of months.... After reading the "Cool Coments", your the best on the WEB!!! Thanks for all the joyful moments.



Seriously, if this is really for real when do you usually open the damn closet door? If this is not for real, then I feel very stupid.



openthedoor



I have been checkin your page from time to time and I have come to the conclusion (SUOMEKSI PM-DM-DTELMM-D(in Finnish conclusion)) that you shall not never, as long as I chec (read with an acksent) this vitun page, read either my comments or show yourself. :)
But I did not shoot the deputy.



Jerks!!!



desearia el poder saber como funciona su camara, o ha que horas promedio se activa. Si se debe tener tarjeta de credito que voy a ver con ello. Porque triztemente nunca he podido ver nada



Hello from Moscow, there is nothing to see in your closet people, (dark night). Eltsin ,Clinton, friendship. We are Grisha, Andrew and Olga and other people of our country. Buy!!!



I like it and i want more...
God.



Sh..



Aaaaaaaaargh aaaaaaaaaaaargh! I'm thcared. Hellllp!



it's a nice joke



light!!! I want light...Open door ;))



Les gars! c't'e page n'a pas change depuis le 29/Oct/95 05:41:10
forfaiture!



Akhi al aarab. salame aleikum. Khai, rani aad cheeft ouhed el terma, din amha kidaera. Viha zghob daer ki chaaria li ted dir f al harira. oahed el kahba chhal zouina. ta zebi ma kdarch i naas ou houa efek.daba rah nachet maa rasou. bghani n kefet leh bach i keyem. Bgha etfel el mani f dik al zok. Nouhim a khay, ghe pka tet chouf tat tkeyemm ta nta. Thala f koulchi ou deouez slam l oulad el homa del rbat. Ammin el mkeyef



oh you have found it........
i lov my moma porpi........
thank you dear kind sir.....
a man with a toothache cannot be in love.....
dont you agree you silly little freak..



There is too much. There is too little.
But I think that -
As my mind tumbles into this
black serenity,
I think I've had rather enough.



My comment is this:




You got that?



There will never be an Outside. Here the human soul finds its utter utter limit.



This is unfair.
At least you can give up drugs.



Did it just get a teeny bit wider?



Ceci c'est ne pas un closet



check your head for any brain!!!!



Do you even have a life?



127269.....read the best of closet comments too. Well.....is there really some woman in there with great parkay flooring??? i think i'll set up my cam to record my monitor which will be showing your closet, and of course loop it into my two vcrs.....that way i won't have to be AWOL, and i WILL see her if she exists......

I CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT...



Oooh, darlin', dontcha know
The darkness comes and the darkness goes...

Hey... Why do so many people get so offended by this? They take the same chances buying a lottery ticket as the do at your site. Take a chance, people! Lighten up! (Pun intended.)



En plus y'a pas de papier !



Hmmm now if that were my closet you'd see more than black... where do you keep your clothes???

"....and then there was light..."



this is absolutely, positively, the most authentic, realistic, true-to-life simulation of an inside-closet view I have ever seen on the internet! Keep it real!



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Anyone got a light????



BOO



Switch the Camera ON You Fool!!!!!



a good way to fall asleep while searching for closet cams



AMIS FRANCOPHONES ! Pourquoi que des graffitis en anglais dans ces toilettes ! A VOTRE TOUR, ECRIVEZ SUR LES MURS DE CE LIEU !!



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It seems that in the darkness I find what light I need, to conjure up my deepest thoughts, and dream my wildest dreams.



Well, my cats watched your cam while I went to eat breakfast. =^..^= =^..^= But they won't tell me if they saw anything.... You know cats can see in the dark, why won't they tell? Please, oh, please just let me see something, just once? You are cruel to make people sit and stare at their screens for hours on end....and cats for that matter. Hehe, keep it up!



The darkness is in all of us........



I've been watching the closet cam and it reminds me of a parody of my life. I have been in the closet for all my life--in darkness. Now I am thinking of stepping forward into the light and coming out of the closet. Thank you for helping me make a decision in my life.



Can somebody *please* put an "the time here" clock in the page then at least we'd know WHEN to look!

Mark Smiddy Author, Mastering AmigaDOS Series



I see a "red" door and I want it painted black No colors any more I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes (..NOT!) I have to turn my head until the darkness goes...



I believe I've paid my dues, now open the &*#@! door!



Oh, it was simply beautiful. Brings back fond memories or wait a minute, maybe it doesn't! Lemme outa here!



Hey!
This is the same view I get every time I use my colonoscope!



looks like my home town by night!!!



Is there a certain time were supposed to watch this thing? I have tried every time of the day and night(I think it's a great idea) but whoever lives here apparently does not wake up, does not go to sleep, or has simply forgoten they own a closet.



dull



dull



Well, at least there's no skeletons in here today...



You haven't found Narnia yet???



this sucks



errr... huh huh huh ... ok



Dear closet,
i just want to ask you,...... why are you still soooooo black and empty...



Black is Black.....I need my Baby back!
Thanks for nothing....yet...."Still singing
in the Black-Rain"



If you squint your eyes, it looks like pepper steak.



HELLO MY NAME IS KATY SANDERS.I LOVE TO SURF THE NET.I HAPPEN TO FIND YOUR NET PAGE SO, HELLO GOOD BYE



Is there really a point to this? I mean, staring into blackness for the rest of whatever? I could've stuck my head in a tar pit and gotten the same results. Take the damn camera out of the closet.



it's black it's dark it's horrible



It was our pleasure to obtain the url of the "Closet Cam". To date my students have recorded thirty-seven sightings. This project allows for the expansion of young minds and will in effect do the one thing needed that will open their eyes to the ever changing world. I must take this time to offer my congratulations to your highly qualified staff in hopes that the many institutions around the world will see what we did. It's real folks, you just have to be here at the right time. Trust me. Yours in learning, Dr. Rampart Z. Hite, PHD Washington University, St. Louis, Missouri USA



I SAW HER!!!!!! FINALLY !!!! Thank God! I thought I was being taken for awhile! For those that do not believe, all I can say is, "stick around!"
---Steve Pack, Tempe. Arizona



BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!!



I LOVE IT!



Thank you Closet Cam, you give me a reason to to live! I can't wait to come back!



I hit reload, so your counter is wrong. So there!



Open your damn closet. I want out



IL SOTO MAJEROOO! Have this one as a starter on my browser,I haven't seen anything else then blacknes soo far but thoose who wait.... Your Pal in Sweden: Yoghurt-Windsurfer.... Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly



it is not dark.Its only overflowed.



There is black, and there is black. This site is blackest.



AH-HA!!!! FINALLY! I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!! HURRAY! HURRAY! HOOOoo......Wait a minute! Ok, who put the screen to Inverse Color mode??!!!



...Nice rendition of the classic painting "BlackHole at Midnight". Might I suggest the "Snowflake in a Arctic Blizzard Cam"?



Wer in sich geht, darf sich dann nicht wundern, wenn er dort niemanden antrifft...



I got to get one of these things. Then maybe my mom won't make me keep my closet clean.



Aren't there different colors or shades of black??



For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky.



(1) Mom, is that you?
(2) Now I know where Jimmy Hoffa went...he just never wanted to come out of the closet.
(3) What a cool place to hide from the Jabberwock, but why do I hear five cats purring?



This is a scam cam. It really is the night life cam for Hill City Kansas! (AKA Jesusville)



Schwarz vor den Augen, find ich nicht schlecht.



WOW!!! What an excellent camera site. Is that real-time blackness I see?



Brilliant!
Brings back fond memories of when my stepmom would fall off the wagon for a few days.



hey, you silly guys put your cam on the top of your room and not inside the closet. i think, your closet is frequently used and the lens is always dirty.



Not that I'm brave enough to look into it, but I belive my closet looks the same....I do know what sort of hard work that lies behind it.



Poco loco, eh?



I got to get one of these. Now I have an excuse not to clean my closet. "But Mom, if I open it, the whole genrel public will see the mess!"



I like the idea of "the Best of CLoset Cam!" 'Twould be better to have seen and lost than to never have seen at all!



parece la foto de un gato negro baqandose en un pozo de petroleo, interesante contraste de colores.



I'm a closet closet cam watcher. Thanks - I feel so much better for sharing that with you.
Roll on closet cam 2 - The later years



Open the freakin' closet! I can't see a freakin' thing
-Joe Pesci



I get a lot of excitement out of hitting reload to watch the counter go up. Thanks for the wonderful entertainment. More sites should learn from your success.



THJIS CAMERA IS REALLY AWETHUM
I wopue;ld re,ccp,ememnd it to everyonwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!!!
I AM THOMAS CHEESEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We do only see a black picture ! Is there no one over there or are we blind? Greetings from Rob and Peter from Amsterdam, Holland



Wow! It's full of stars! The infinity and beyond. There is a Monolith in your closet. Where is Dave and what happened to Hal? They're in there aren't they? Daisy..........Daisy..........



Cool The closet comes to life and a whole bunch of G.I.Joe's come and attack you
Wait that's my closet nevermind Can some one open the door and let me out?



Hey you stupid americans leave the dumb light on at night



Haha Bob!



Great ! Just a problem ; don't know how works the robot to switch light on/off It's allways off when I'm comming :-(
Waiting for more fun ...



are you sure it isn't the coffin cam?
momento mori



"Natta direkt" (in swedish and impossible to translate)



Did you know this is like one of those 3D pictures. If you stare long enough you start to see things. I saw Elvis changing into his Blue Hawaii shirt!!!



Wow, I have been here maybe a dozen time and seen nothing ! Why do I keep coming back ? Does it actually show something ?
?????
AL



You really ought to get yourself a camera -(That Bill Guy...)



it's very black



I find that there are satanic undertones in your page. Too much black. What a mess!!



I just checked out the closet cam and all that I could see was black!



I'm sorry, but this is just STUPID! I've never in my life seen such a waste of time and space!



Let me out! I'm clostraphobic!!!!!!!!



ha ha very funny!



you people must be really bored!!!



Couldn't you leave the door open sometimes? What closet is this, and what's the point of having it if you never get into it?



(0)(0)
(_)
o

AM I BLIND?



The Docter says Wine is your Enemy but God says Love your Enemy!!!!



hey... i can't believe that i actually watched your closet cam for 2 1/2 minutes... I kept switching from IRC back to your cam, in case i missed something. Pretty cool, keeping us in suspense like that. Can i add your URL to my site???



I wait for daylight only three days!!!! It is like I spend some time in bunker in Croatia 1992!!:) Will you install realtime clock with date???



wall writing by a drunk star trek fan: Hey scott me up beamie!



FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!! look at you people, it make me sick thinking of the population frittering thier valuable time away on such nonsense. personally, I would rather just sit and stare at my unplugged moniter wondering if the screen would magically turn itself on every thirty seconds. Repugnant!



Interesting use of lighting in the way it played across the colors.



"Don't look in the closet!"
-Weird Voice on "Tim Noah and the Wow Wow Wibble Wobble Wazzee Woodle Woo"

(Don't Ask)



great pic. it is 3:20pm in Ontario. Jan 5/97. love all the black and no pic on my screen



give your head a shake and then at least you get to see stars in the dark



We spent the entire afternoon enjoying your closet-cam. I only wish that more closet-cams were available around the world. What a wonderful day we would have peeking into closets from across the sea. Thank you so much for offering such beautiful work. I look forward to visiting again. Bless each of you!



Your Closet Cam has paid off! I saw what I've been waiting for. At first I was not sure if this was for real or not but after 52 hours and 24 minutes of excitement it happened! The door opened and a girl waved at me! It really is real! I waved back but I'm not sure if she saw me. My pc/cam has been giving me trouble. So here I wait..



WHAT A GREAT VIEW ONCE THE DOOR OPENS! MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW WHO DECORATED? SHE LOVED THE PARKAY FLOORING!



The Closet Cam is superb and the use of lighting could not be improved upon. Keep up the good work.

Dennis H.Talbort
PC World Magazine



You are a good example of what is wrong with the up-bringing of American children, today. You are obviously American children.



now i feel dirty and used... ...not that i'm complaining



Ich versthen se nicht, Ich liebe



When you stare too long into the closet, the closet stares also into you.



Hey, all you folks who think nobody ever uses the closet ... ever heard of the blind, who never need any light to get through their lives?



On The Right I see a Sheard Beaver Full Length Fur Coat Off White Colored, the length that goes all the way down to the ankles. On The Left I see a Full Length Fox Fur Coat Beige Colored. I also see a very pretty Blue Lilly Ruben Siquens Dress fit for a Queen!

What Do You See?

Love,
J.I.L. Certified



in this ever changing world , of cyberspace and mobile phones it is good to see that no matter what.. some things stay the same..but hey ..didn't I see a raging coathanger in the corner?



Seeing this closet makes me wish I could use it to do immoral and illegal things in it. It would at least make it very entertaining to viewers and give me some thing to do besides roaming the internet for dark closets



The camera may be actually pointing towards the wall.



After a 2hour walkabout in that closet I finally found my way out.



Get back to us all with an accurate time to visit this page...



Your black rectangle has turned into a black rectangle with little grey dots all over. Is this my imagination, or my computer is screwed, or are you playing practical jokes? Well, it is a nice change from what it used to be; black nothingness....



i take it that you are not Motel 6. Why because you did not leave the god damn light on !!!!!! :)



M-VM-vM-vM-vM-vM-vh...MM-vrkt...hM-vM-vhhM-vM-vhhM-vM-v



hey uh....how bout a nightlight or maybe a little lighted clock??? i don't have any credit cards...but i guess you knew that!!!



UM, HELLO IS ANYBODY HOME CAUSE THE LIGHTS SURRE AREN'T ON YA DORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL MABEY IT WOULD HELP TO SEE JUST WHAT YOUN'S ARE DOING IN THERE , BUT THEN AGAIN WE PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL WE'LL SEE ALL YOUN'S LATER MABEY IF YA WOULD TURN ON THE LIGHTS.

C-YA LATER!!!!



huh?



No one can hear you scream in cyber space oh wait is that normal space or is it hell or heaven or a hot bath or your closet well I think you get the point.



the closet is closed i guess because it was dark inside my underwear is a size 5 socks 43 sorry I have no credit card if i get one i mail the number



I can see them! They're out there! Can't you see them? The bastards are watching us!



I have pondered and pondered about "what's wrong with this picture" and finally have come to the conclusion that this is not your closet. It's got to be your refrigerator. (The frozen mothballs gave it away.)



When will be light?



were i know this ... ?? ... Oh yes ! My hometown by night



How much money have you thrown away on this so far?



WILL YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR. I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU AT LEAST ONE TIME.



Pretty good idea actually, put up a black picture, pretend its a live camera shot of a dark room, guaranteed cheap way to get hits on your page, now if you could just sell a little advertising space on the page, you'd be in business! I love capitalism!



MAYBE A LIGHT IN THE CLOSET WOULD AT LEAST GIVE SNOOPS LIKE US A CHANCE TO SEE WHO OR WHAT IS IN HERE WITH US.



so when are you going to offer closet cam sound-tracks?



I'LL NEVER GO TO THE CLOSET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!



OH, you wanna go to the Closet Cam? OK! Here's a good advice... do it ,there's nothing to lose.



I am blinded by the brightness of the closet cam.



I hear that Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are investigating this site and it will be featured in an upcoming episode of the X-files. It will be THE episode to tie up all the loose ends! The Truth is in there......



I really like a red frock from second from the left. Ya, me too, but I prefer that blue Japanese Kimono!



OK, Naomi, how many of these comments did you actually write yourself?

editor's note: only the really good ones



I'm really scared. Give me a flashlight



People of the earth beware the closet cam is really a transporter to the mother ship! If you look into the closet cam for more than 1 minute you.......OH NO there comming. HELP!



Why don't you guys offer a larger image? a close up?



I was entranced by this so called closet cam, when my mother entered the room and interrogated, "What's the point of the big black rectangle." That's when I switched back to the turtle cam.



On a scale of 1 to 4, how do you feel about the colour green?



You are the 1st person to turn nothingness into an art form. Congradulations!

Leonardo DeVinci tried it, Van Gogh too, but you my friend, have been the 1st to succeed. I would like to congradulate you with this check for $10,000 for the copyright to this picture.

-Frank Turner, WorldWide Art inc.



I wish my closet was as cool as yours.



The sad thing is that I saw it update 3 times. Cool.



I wish to commend you for the technical perfection of your Web camera site. Often, I cruise to a live camera site and find the image blank, the camera off-line or the site shut down. The Closet Cam, though, is always operating, updating every 30 seconds. It never disappoints. I find myself coming back here again and again. NASA can put a man on the moon, so they say, and yet its cameras cannot hold a candle to yours. How do you do it?



uuhhh....I like this closet...it makes me ponder...stuff....and it makes me realize how patient i truely can be by staring at a blank picture for hours on end hoping someone will open the door...maybe it isnt that great after all....oh, i dont know, maybe im losing my mind over this whole closet thing...is that an old triscuit over there?....



Its all a plot I tell ya! Its the Russian Spies! They are brain- washing us! Trying to keep us all occupied with the closet cam while they bomb the UN Building! Im telling you people stop looking in the closet before its too late!



In the beginning, the Closet was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the Closet. And God said, "Let there be light". But nothing happened. So he invented the Closet Cam.



My life had seemed to empty and worthless before I saw the Cam. It has truely changed me. Opened my eyes. Realized that although this world is so huge and often scarey, we can still look across
the globe and into another's closet. It somehow makes anything
seem possible. Makes everything just a fingerslength away. Thank
you. Thank you for opening my eyes.
God-damn, I gotta get me a graphical browser.



No doubt your closet is dark to protest Clinton signing the Communications Decency Act into law. Well it was struck down so TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!!



Hey What's the big deal. This is just what I see out of my window at night. Maybe
I should setup a camera. Just a minute..... well good grief! My closet looks just
like your one when I climb in and close the door. Hey is this my closet? What
are you doing in my closet? Well that's it I will never open the door again and
you can look all you like but I won't open it so there!



did not see any thing in the picture???
just a dark frame???



You people all seem to use Wintel trashcans! Look at this cam using a
Macintosh! It has a much higher resolution and light sensitivity. So,
the faint glowing of the camera led is all you need to have a pleasant
look into this closet. No, I won't tell you, what I could see! Buy a
Mac yourself!



veni, vidi, vici!



James Bond comes home from big drinking. He opens doors and cold water
falls on his head. "Ich bin gestorben!" says Bond and go out of bathroom.



It's a habit I now, and it is noet good for the enviroment, but can't you automate
the licht, of the closet. Because I am viewing from holland and it's nite overthere
when i am logt on.

You can forget this message because i reelise that when it is nite over there there probeblie is no one to see.



Please turn on the light. :o) I like it otherwise. You guys rock!



HELP ME!!! I SAID HELP ME!!! I AM BLIND!!!!! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!! HELP ME UNDERTSTAND THE MADNESS!!!



Picture this: I have been waiting for weeks and nothing has happened, but then one day someone came in and pointed at me and i got scared.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THE BLACK SOCK OFF MY HEAD Oh i'm looking at the closet cam



this sucks, get somebody to open the closet!



Remarkable how many people want to see what's going on inside this closet. If you have a closet of your own, go take a look, it's probably similar. And a few of the visitors have some pretty bad grammer, perhaps they thought this was the Hooked-On-Phonics Closet Cam page.

Question: Who is worse? The person who puts a camera in a dark closet or the person who hopes to see what's in the closet? Whatever the answer I'll be back. Thanks for the laughs!:)



Putz dir den Arsch richtig ab!!



Once again a black hole.



Life is like a snowmobile, hurtling across the Arctic tundra. It flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.



This is a japanese... [Chiisaitoki ni okaasan ni oshioki sareta koto wo omoidashimashita]...



I'm on to you, whoever set up this page. You don't really have a camera in you closet. You just plotted a black rectangle on your screen, and waited to see how many are willing to wait for something to happen.



The closet cam: the modern day Zen Satori reaching story!



Not bad, of course now I'm going to have to keep my computer on your page, watching it until I actually see something and know that this hasn't been a big sick joke.



Why don't you have something like "The best of closet cam" so that we can see that its not just a black screen all the time



what the hell is this??? Its dark and nothing is really there!!!



The entity i represent would like to extend its most sincere congratulations and appreciation to you for creating such a profound statement about the extreme peril that our institution puts this planet in and the dire need to irradicate us.
-St. Apor Pleange, The Society for the Prevention of Itself, Grandmaster and Founder



The 30-sec updates are having a serious effect on my driving.



It is better to light a camera than to cruise the darkness.



Looks ok to me, but then I am blind..



uhhhhhhuhu huhuhuh heheheheh huhuhuhuhuhuhu heheheheheheh uhhuhuhuhuh hehehehe uuhuhe heheu heueh hh huehueh fire fire fire lets burn something WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS



Pretty fun if you have nothing else to do



you know my mom always said I was in the dark, maybe she was right



I feel so honored to have been the 50828th person to witness in real time the CLOSET CAM, GOD it's good to be alive in the age of computers.



how many closet cam specialists does it take to change a lightbulb?



This happens to be the most inventive page of the Internet. This is a must stop site on the WEB. -Dick Burns of PC Magazine



What a waste of a server and your life!!



At first I thought that this was a joke. Then after watching for 5 hours I suddenly saw someone open the door and put something in. At least I thought I saw someone. Well worth the wait.



Did you know that a long time ago closets were a symbol of wealth? See, it all started when this person had some money. And they put it in the closet. Kazam. A new symbol is born. Or else it involved someone's crazy uncle, and their half-brother Quincy, who once fell in the canal and almost got his leg bit off by a big carp, but luckily he was wearing those Kevlar(tm) pants, because he had shot himself in the leg just last week, so the carp tried to bite his leg, but then it thought "Hey, I'm a carp, and I don't have no teeth," so the Kevlar pants didn't really have anything to do with it, but I thought it would be good to talk about it. Also, Kevlar would be a good name for a kid. Or maybe just a turtle. It would be really funny if you had Kevlar socks, because then people would think that you were so stupid that you shot yourself in the foot sometimes. Heh heh heh.



Wow!!!! Nice colors. The dragon is awsome. How much did you do?



Get out!!!!
I saw something move.
I really did.
And it was drooling.



The closet is a wonderful place of magic. Sadly enough the light was off in this closet and I saw no magic. Thanks for the effort!



Hmmmmm..............



Is this an American joke or something? I had been watching you for a long time (almost an hour) because it was in the morning. Normally, people in my country tend to change their cloths before they go out to school. How about you?



whats so fun looking at darkness all day people these days they dont know how to have fun anymore.



Mmmmmmm....moose! It's raining like water's about to become illegal here and it's comforting to know that there are still American students with a not-very-wacky sense of humour putting things like this on the Web. Nurse, the screens!



I think there's something wrong with my screen.



Das Leben ist eher breit als lang,
und wir stehen alle mittenmang !



You IDIOTS forgot to take the lens cap off of the camera!!! What kind of morons set up a public camera on the Web and don't even take the job seriously enough to do it right!? Sheesh. I'm going back to the good old reliable fish cam!



Oh my! Your vibrant, moving video of "A Night In A Practise Blackout" takes me back to my childhood, during World War II. Thanks for the memories.



Liegt der Bauer tot im Zimmer, lebt er nimmer !!!



CLOSET CAM HELPED ME UNDERSTAND THE REAL WORLD. I HAVE ENTERED REALITY, AND AM PROUD TO ADMIT IT. CLOSET CAM IS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO EDUCATION. I MUST ADMIT HOW MUCH THIS CAM HAS TAUGHT ME. I HAVE COME OUT OF THE DARK
----I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DID THIS TO US POOR SOULS



I admit I'm a Loser



Mom !! Mom , this is not funny, MoM !!!!!!!



I'm a patient person This is the longest 30 sec. that I've ever waited.



I think i saw a black cat eating licorice . . . enough dark humor.



Faudrait voir a les laver un peu, tout de meme !!!!!



Oh No! A dead man inside the old travel bag. Please, somebody, call the police!!!



Big deal!!! It's a dark black closet! You can't see anything, what's the point? I'm sure you could think of a better thing to put on your screen! If that's all you got, you need to get a life!



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your closet cam was almost as great as that dumb fridge cam.



I see dark when i open my eyes, or are they closed? only i know the truth



Big deal!I've been in the dark for years!!!!



Why don't you leave your closet open so we know your not faking it



I know in the darkness, a truth will be shown, but I think your taking this to the extreme.



Ich bin ein Closeter!



That is so cruel.



Short man enters room...Rolls a fat one...lights up...inhales.. begins to mingle...



"There's a fire in my mind that shines out my eyes."



Very funny! Why do you waste ressources for this?

(ed. note: that's why)



Thank you for teaching me to laugh at love...again!



-George, is that you in there? -No, I am but a black rectangle. -It is symbolic of something deeper, I think. -No, Squid Giblets, just a black rectangle. -Oh, I see. How did you know my name was Giblets? -First, I suggest you reconsider your basic tenets in this conversation. Why would a black rectangle be holding a reasonably coherent conversation with you? -I`ll go and get myself a life, then. Bye George. -Bye.



Do you expect me to believe that this is a real thing??



What the hell? It never changes!



After seeing the inside of the Closet, I am a changed person! I see now, the utter vindictive cruelty of keeping my garments confined in such a fashion!! Clothing Rights Now!



Hey, this looks just like my closet! It isn't, is it????!!!?????



Bery Bery Locking. But Black screen.......



WHY I SEE ALL BLACK ??????????????



I'm going to give you a shiner!



thIS CAM PAGE SUCKS WHATS THE HELL IS THE POINT YOU JUST LOOK AT DARKNESS IT WOULD BE COOLER IF YOU WOULD FIND A BETTER WAY TO USE IT .



THATS NOT EVEN A VIDEO CAMRA ITS JUST A PICYURE OF THE DARK AND YOU SAID ITS IN THE CLOSET SO YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO UPDATE IT!!!!! YOU FAKERS



Alright, I give up. Am I . . .

A) a victim of a cruel heartless joke? B) reaaaalllllly desperate? C) lost, and just happened to find myself in a closet? D) in need of a life, preferably one other than the one I have now.



No comments. You have scared me off. bye



Is this supposed to be a joke? I don't get it !!!



Dark! Eh?



This a long story about the dark: one time long ago there was darkness..the eyes of people were of no use because blackness surrounded them..Everyday each man and woman would get up and get dressed..noone new what each other looked like.. this was a good little town because people were marrying not for looks but for personality.. The farmers never had a good crop the skin of these people were white as ghosts.. Even though nobody saw eachother this was definatly a factor. One day a man brought a little candle..and all hell broke lose



Blackness rolls over the earth like a blanket over naked skin the the cover for the earth until it can break away.. the earth is forced into this new dark and mysterious world everything is diferent says the lady who once wore white but now it has turned a different color..oh this darkness damn you darkness..



What is in the closet of mine? The empty spaces of hell itself the open door of imagination.. The way to other worlds that have not ever been seen .. The mind of the little boy that was alone in his closet. It could be a prison for the garmets of mine. The shirts cry out "let me out!" but noone is there to hear then they are left there to swing on the hangar wishing if life could ever get any better...



i open my closet
but carefully
quietly
because last week
i scared
my monsters
and they said
they would leave
if i didn't
keep the noise
down



So who's the closet poetry dork?



hey i'm not in here ALONE, stop that!



THIS IS SCARY. LET ME OUT



You stupid, ignorant Americans. When will you wake up and realise that there is, in fact, a world outside of the good old US of A? What am I talking about? The fact that most 'whatever-Cam' sites in your sad country (including your site) don't leave the lights on for most of the rest of the world to actually see something!!



I am left here in darkness.. I once had the light. The light of her beauty soars out of her eyes, her hair, and her fingertips. Oh how i would like to touch those hands. But now she has gone away and left me inside in total darkeness.. I feel like the inside of my heart which is full of sin or blackend chicken. I wish to see her once again so i can she can turn on the lights.



Exactly what type of a viewer do I need to see this?



Life is like that - who the hell knows what is in there!!



Is this for real? If it is, turn the light on or open the door and let us see what's going on. If it's not for real. GET A LIFE and stop bothering those of us who are searching for one too!



Be careful with this stuff. This is how Rothko started you know.



thanks for the closet cam.....
i think your cam is great....
to watch it i turn my system OFF.....
then watch the blank screen......
HEY-PRESTOE free internet..
HEHEHEHE



I like the joke about turning off the computer to watch your closet cam, and getting free internet. Keep up the good work!



It a foolish joke



So, where's the cat? How do I talk to the cat?



This has brought up many unhappy childhood memories of when my parents would lock me in the closet. You'll be hearing from my lawyers!



Q: You're in a dark closet with a burnt out light bulb. You need to fetch a pair of socks. Assuming the drawer contains 15 red socks and 9 blue socks, exactly how many socks do you need to pull from the drawer so you have a guaranteed, matching pair?
A: Three socks. The number of red socks or blue socks makes no difference!



Subtlety is lost on the masses.



I see you have some skeletons in there...


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