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(archived 21 september 1998)



I have visited your closet and read the comments. It seems as if you never open the door. Most people put their clothes in their closet. But you don't, do you. Other wise you must be wearing the same clothes day after day. I am disapointed that you don't open the door once in awhile and let us get a peek.

Personal hygiene is highly overrated.


to naomi hi how are you? im fine that was wonderful but what was it? all i could see was black well i am going to go now ok so bye

I am fine, thanks.


so dark, forever, why???????????????

We must ask ourselves these eternal questions. Someday, the answer will come floating down from on high....."Just because. Now shut up."


I found the answer, hold down Shift/Alt/Del/F5/Backspace/ESC and click on Reload, the whole screen shows an enlargement of the Closet Cam and there is a glimmer of light, eventually... 8-)

Either you have a tiny keyboard, or you're using someone else's fingers...


Hello You ! Why so dark closet ? i'm wondering ?


The Closet Cam updates every 30 seconds with IE4 also (to be exact IE build 4.04.72.3110.8) which should be the build most IE users are running. I like the Closet Cam, I hate the notice that it updates with Navigator, implying that it will not do so with IE. I await whatever comes out of the closet next, and your updating the Netscape bit.

I'd rather not be that exact.


And I thought wearing a web cam on my head was a stupid idea. Boy do I feel better since finding your site!

My existence is finally justified.


Naomi,naomi your absolutly gorgous girl, the most beautiful creature god has ever created, i stared at u for over an hour but I thought the camera got updated every 30 sec untill I realized that the mirror on the wall had fallen over the monitor when i had shut the door to get a coffee waiting for the black box to download a picture !!

Reality is never what it seems.


Darkness prevails at the mighty black square. Oh, humble square! "What's that?" cries an obsessed viewer. "I donno. It's to dark in here." is my ignorant aswer. "Something tells me that we're not in Kansas anymore!" Is this the adventuresome sequel to The Lion, the Whitch, and the Wordrobe?!? From : an 11-year-old that thinks this is some kind of weird joke

When I was eleven, I was a skeptic too.


Light would be super, for viewing purposes, of course. Although looking at clothes hanging in a closet is almost as "You need a life" as you can get. Actually not being able to see them is definitely the bottom. Keep having fun!!!!

I am a bottom-feeder.


A black void has never excited me this much, I'll have to tell all my friends!

Maybe you could form a club and get together at some quaint little bistro on Tuesday nights to discuss Truth, Beauty and the Amazing Closet Cam.


I have seen the heart of darkness. It is perfect.

You tell 'em.


I read about this stupid camera in the closet thing in the Enquirer... maybe you could spice it up a little like actually turning a light on in there. hee hee

The Enquirer? Go away...I would be alone now.


It didn't look like a closet to me, it looked more like the sky in a very clean night...Or maybe I didn't get the point...Whatever.

I agree.


This is really amazing (1st I even looked, I must be real bored & 2nd there is over 1/2 a million others in two and a half years have done the same). Congratulations

You say you want a revolution? We all wanna change the world.


I really wanted to see some of your clothes...really, can you just send me a picture or something? Cause I really wanted to see some of your clothes!

My clothes aren't nearly as nice as yours.


i was here and now i'm gone i left my mark to make you turn the light on. good idea but a lot of dark deep black space.

Ah, but the cam is what you make of it. Some see darkness, while others see Elvis. One day you too may see the light shining off those blue suede shoes...keep the faith.


What's up with your closet cam you need to stick a light in there. Do you ever enter your closet?? I only sat and watched the black square for about ten minutes because fortunatly I have better things to do with my life then sit and watch a black square. I think you need to post a schedule of when you actually enter the closet. WeLl MaYbE NeXt TiMe I'm BoReD OuT Of mY MiNd I WiLl CheCk OuT YoUr ClOsEtCaM!

Now there's a plan!


what's the deal, it's just all black. why would i want to see all black, oh i saw your little thing in the ENQUIRER on page 29, that's why i came to see the closet cam but it's just all black and really black so i can't see anything, why is it all black, all black sucks, get something different than all black, cause it's hard to see when it's dark, it think, ok bye

These references to the National Enquirer are starting to make my scalp itch. If anyone has seen my cam mentioned in print, send me a scanned copy and please please please burn the original.


Qui ci vorrebbe una bella frase... appena mi mangio un Bacio Perugina ce la metto me ne hanno suggerite già 11: "Se le rane avessero le ali, saltando non sbatterebbero il culo" "Se uno senza gambe le avesse potrebbe benissimo pisciare in piedi" "Non tutte le ciambelle si bucano, alcune sniffano, altre grufolano..." "Se la merda fosse oro i poveri nascerebbero senza culo..." "Un bacio? Un apostrofo rosa tra le parole "Ti" e "apro in due come una mela, Pinaaaaaaa!!!!" "Se la figa fosse il portiere della nazionale maldini potrebbe andare in pensione" "Se mia nonna avesse le palle sarebbe mio nonno" "Se gli amici si contassero sulla punta delle dita saremmo tutti monchi" "Darei la vita per non morire" "Se una mucca entrasse in un supermercato farebbe la verticale" "Se le ragazze non avessero le gambe lascerebbero la scia come le lumache" Se qualcun altro ne avesse di carine (?) da propormi... anche se non iniziano con "se" vanno bene lo stesso!

No sprechen sie Italian, so if this upsets you it ain't my fault.


what the hell is this?

Short, pithy, to the point. I like it.


I feel good in the dark, but I would feel better if you would install a lamp in your closet.

Would you promise not to turn it on?


I came, I sat, I watched.......,I watched some more........, still I am watching. Watching The Screen! THE BLACK BOX!!! I know it will change, he he he I have faith. IT WILL CHANGE!!! it must. It will!................................................................... ............................. It's not changing. I KNOW WHAT YOU"RE DOING!!!!!!!! Her pet Gecko ate it and you won't fess up, will you!!!!!!! why you %#@ *&(% ^$# and your pet skunk can do it too!!!!!!! bye I must stare at box more. have a nice day

One time I ran over a skunk. On my rollerblades.


4 hours and nothing. Then I was called away to unblock the toilet. I plunged and plunged in record time to make it back as fast as I could. Still nothing...damn.

You should use the woods, like I do.


As I sit here staring into the deepening void, I feel myself being drawn over the event horizon that is my monitor's frame. It's grip is inexorable. Down I am drawn into a crushing singularity of infinitesimal density composed of the hundreds of thousands that have gone before me. But fear not. Here lies not death. We are not destined to slip into the absolute, irreversible emptiness of extinction. Rather, having visited this site, we shall coalesce, and in time, burst back forth upon an ever expanding universe to sow the seeds of our collective essence. Drink deep of the plasma pool . . . .

No comment.


Due to the fact that there have been almost 700,000 visitors here since Dec 3, 1995 and noone has seen the door open, I can only assume one thing about this so called "Closet Cam" situation... you have been wearing the same darn outfit for nearly 3 years..

Yeah, but I figure it's OK as long as I keep applying that "fresh citrus scent" deodorant.


I'm only number 678656 I've fallen into another dimension by your fault and now I can't live without your damn black square

Don't lay that guilt trip on me, you addict!


What do you think we are, a bunch of idiots?? Anyone with half a brain will not believe that this is the inside of a closet, This is an outrage!!! Please do not disrespect me or my fellow web surfers anymore with ridiculous stories about "A Closet Cam"...I am insulted..It is quite obvious that this is a picture of the inside of your refrigerator P.S. Time to dump the milk..

Too late...it's alive!


Admit it, this is all a trick so that the Great Wooly Worm, and you, his Woolite followers can crawl through our noSES AND SUCK OUT OUR BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!..... heh heh heh BUT YOU CAN'T GET ME!! I'll hang out by the trees and when the worms come up my nose the rabid tree squrrils will jump down and suck them out for consumption!!! (The mucus helps make them slide out) so till then. I'll be here. Watching. And Praying. AND POLOTTING!!!!! BWA-HAHAHAHAHA gotta go, time for my pills.

Me too.


Could you please consider taking off the lens cap so I could take a peak at your closet. I'm rearranging my own closet, and was hoping that perhaps I could borrow some of your organizational ideas. -- Visitor 710418

I have no organizational ideas.


You only want to fake the people?

Yeah. Real people can get so darn tiresome.


Comment: ...wow...

I know exactly what you mean.



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